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TalkTurkey

@TalkyTurkey

Rhymester, acerbically uncompromising Labor. Fie on Abbortt!

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Joined February 2011
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"I just want to make a comment about Jillian Segal." — Cheryl Akle
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You never acknowledged receipt nor the symbolism of the physical antique rubber Koala Stamp, long used as a "Well Done" stamp by my parents to their primary school students, which I sent you at your home when you retired. I thought that was pretty poor. 🐨💩🦃
Phillip Adams (@PhillipAdams_1) profile picturePhillip Adams
@PhillipAdams_1Oct 14
Another Koala Stamp
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They're not leopards they're cheetahs ya fool.
AnimalAdda (@AnimalAddaHub) profile pictureAnimalAdda
@AnimalAddaHubOct 11
🦁 LION vs LEOPARD 🐆 — Who Would Win? A powerful lion faces off against a swift and agile leopard! 💥 Both are skilled hunters, but who has the strength and strategy to dominate this intense showdown? 🔥 Raw power vs lightning speed!
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"Australia" condemns Houthis? YOU say.
Senator Penny Wong (@SenatorWong) profile pictureSenator Penny Wong
@SenatorWongOct 12
Australia condemns the Houthi strikes on Saudi Arabia, including those on Riyadh airport which have stolen the lives of so many innocent people. Houthi attacks on civilians and civilian infrastructure are unacceptable and must cease.
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mariewalsh18.@mariewalsh18Oct 9
Last Night I joined the NSW Greens. I have Voted Labor since 1972 for Geoff Whitlam The final Straw is the IDF trained Police, walking our streets with Assault Machine Guns! The NSW Labor Party chose Minns as Premier (We didn't) and have supported his Madness from the beginning
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Mantlepiece. Not Mantel, Mantle. Pun, get it? Manny for short.
Jenny Difficult-Frecklington-Jones 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇮🇷 (@JonesHowDareYou) profile pictureJenny Difficult-Frecklington-Jones 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇮🇷@JonesHowDareYouOct 8
The parrot has been in residence for at least a couple of days now. I think he deserves a name and I say "he" because I've decided it's a boy. So—I need your help. Please vote for the name of your choice in the poll in this short thread. Thanks! #367Collins #PeregrineFalcons
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OTOH .. A spinster, to ease her frustrations, As dildoes, tried several crustaceans: A shrimp proved too limp And a prawn soon got worn But Cherax Destructor sure f*cked 'er!) (Cherax Destructor is the common Yabbie.)
Dr Sheep Person Podge (@noplaceforsheep) profile pictureDr Sheep Person Podge@noplaceforsheepOct 8
I have never heard of bestiality with an eel
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wow. Not a single window in your brain.
Monika🧢 (@its_Mona02) profile pictureMonika🧢@its_Mona02Oct 6
Prove Me Wrong 👇
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Tomato sanga. So, choice of Tommy or Sanga.
Sofia (@Sofia50020Sofia) profile pictureSofia
@Sofia50020SofiaOct 6
The last thing you ate is what you have to name him
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I'll second that. I stare at the bottles trying to work out which is which. What's wrong with the MFRS?
Judianna (@Judianna) profile pictureJudianna
@JudiannaOct 5
This. 🧴🛀
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Don't apply for job as ALP Treasurer. Actual time is about 5.5 hours. 🤣
Luke Robbie - Proud ALP Member (@netsurfau) profile pictureLuke Robbie - Proud ALP Member@netsurfauOct 6
Replying to @TalkyTurkey
Approximately 331.5 hours.
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What is 3.7 billion miles @ 186000 miles per second in terms of hours?
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That's $1,200,000,000,000. That's not really all that much. Most of it is zeroes!🤣🦃
Morgan J. Freeman (@mjfree) profile pictureMorgan J. Freeman
@mjfreeOct 3
😆😆😆 IS ANYONE DUM(B) ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THIS IDIOT TRYING TO ILLEGALLY BUY AN ELECTION?!!! This repeats a promise Trump made in September 2026. The US has approximately 250 million adult citizens so the total cost would be over 1.25 trillion dollars. Congress must approve any such federal spending. Yes... that's ONE POINT TWO FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS that he has ZERO authority to promise 😆😆😆
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Another difference: Lamp. TWO differences. You lied.
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Blitzkrieg
Tokyo (@otokyo__) profile pictureTokyo
@otokyo__Sep 29
Can you name one thing Germany gave to the world.
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I think so too. But Sarah Hanson-Young deserves praise too. And I'm rusted-on Labor.
Belinduh Pyne (@belinduhpyne) profile pictureBelinduh Pyne
@belinduhpyneSep 30
You made the right choice Greens. Congrats to @DavidShoebridge on becoming leader 💚✌🏻
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But what if they missed some gold fillings?
Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur oPt (@FranceskAlbs) profile pictureFrancesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur oPt
@FranceskAlbsSep 29
Remember the alarm raised over Israel clearing Gaza’s rubble without caring to recover bodies for burial or preserve evidence (as requested by ICJ)? @CBC investigation confirms that warning mattered. cbc.ca/news/world/is-israel-… Below an informative interview with @weizman_eyal.
Is Israel erasing evidence of alleged war crimes in Gaza? A visual investigation | CBC Accessibility

Is Israel erasing evidence of alleged war crimes in Gaza? A visual investigation | CBC Accessibility

CBC’s visual investigations team uncovers satellite imagery that shows the IDF removing rubble from sites in Gaza that it bombed, which experts and human rights advocates warn risks destroying...

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It's a pussy purse.
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You are slime.
James Esses (@JamesEsses) profile pictureJames Esses
@JamesEssesSep 27
I am a Jew from Ireland. To see the national football team behave so disgracefully in tonight’s match against Israel, saddens me. Disrespecting the Israeli anthem. Refusing to even shake hands with the Israeli players. Ireland has become a shadow of its former self.
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You can hate Israel and you can hate Israelis. You can hate Zionist Jews and Zionist Christians in the diaspora because it is still a free world, and many of us feel this way. Signed, A Jew. #PalestineWILLbeFreefromtheRivertotheSea #FREEPALESTİNE
Eliyahu Mordechai Rosenfeld 🇮🇱🇺🇸 (@RabbiEliyainwm) profile pictureEliyahu Mordechai Rosenfeld 🇮🇱🇺🇸@RabbiEliyainwmSep 28
You can't call yourself a Christian if you hate Israel and Jews. That's not how it works.
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