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ALERT:. I just wanted to post and give all of our ultra-soy liberal SIMPS. And brunchers @krassenstein @EdKrassen @JoJoFromJerz, the US will deploy one or two more carriers to the Middle East for an extended period. So start gathering your notes on how bad the food’s gonna be. The sailors didn’t sign up for this- my showerhead mold in it. We will be standing by and awaiting your expert opinion and solutions. From all of us here on planet reality thank you for your attention.

BOOM! @krassenstein @EdKrassen most likely will be indicted and charged for supporting terrorist organizations and undermining the democracy of the United States. Please post any updates to this thread and repost. Brian and Ed are gonna tell you otherwise, but they are currently under significant duress.

This is for all of our sideline warriors, and those who almost “joined up “. People that now are "subject matter experts"and have never spent a day in the military.

BREAKING: I 1000% support, Rocye White, and her decision to go to the WNBA! I know, based on all the outcry from Cunningham and Indianapolis there will be a lot of support for this!

I doubt the tiny twins or Brooklyn douche or JoJo the whale will be reporting on this on their feed today instagram.com/p/Da7Ibltlpp1/…

I wonder if she called Hillary for tips and tricks and speaking to people from the South? Truth be told she thinks everybody that is not brown is a racist fascist so not sure what kind of luck she’s having down there? instagram.com/p/Da_SBsGiQ3G/…

Waiting for outrage from our professional Iranian Simp Libtards. Ed, Brian don’t disappoint. Also, let JoJo and the crackhead from Brooklyn get in on this. This needs coverage.

OH WOW! (A good Krassenstein opener) It is official: the little ones have declared that the straight-line winds that destroyed windmills in South Dakota are racist because they were called straight-line winds. More posts to follow. Expecting serious posts from Ed and Brian regarding the travesty.

as our famous liberal twats would say for their opening Salvo: “BOOM, Wow” The deal is so good that Ed and Brian Krassestein may leave Florida. However, in the bill, it does state that if they make the minimum height standards, they can get the benefits instagram.com/reel/DZvTLfQun…

I am tired of sending messages to all the Simp Cunts @krassenstein @EdKrassen @harryjsisson @JoJoFromJerz and fake @mmpadellan and the rest, there are too many to list. I know you’re all performing Self-flagellation over a successful night for the UFC and America. Look forward to your clutch pearl or crack pipe, depending on your choice. Opinions that are baseless and nobody gives a fuck. Follow me in the comments.

Using Krassenstein inc...titles...WOW! , POW!, HOLY COW! waiting on post from @krassenstein @EdKrassen xitter.cf/warDaniel47/status/205…

Speaks for the masses! instagram.com/reel/DYD_NBask…

WOW! Look at DJT supporting "No Kings" Flexing for all the "No Kings" protesters...They are ecstatic and in the street celebrating!

Keep trying ! instagram.com/reel/DXljnbviE…

WOW! HOLY COW! we will all be waiting to hear from our regular cast of characters regarding this bombshell! instagram.com/reel/DXadsv-kY…

SHOCKING NEWS! Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick has claimed victim status regarding her resignation... She is the first Haitian-American Democrat elected to Congress, and another first, she is the first Haitian-American Democrat to resign. I am sure all of us are shocked by this news!