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Stephanie Karmann-Waak

@TalkIsPrimary

I am not an adult. Please take these responsibilities from me and replace them with tv and cheesy bread. I teach because I’m smart.

 Allen, TX
talkingismyprimaryfunction.com/
Joined August 2011
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That’s how we win. Not by killing what we hate, but by saving what we love.
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparJun 26
Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."
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IYKYK
Alex (@ajak1033) profile pictureAlex@ajak1033Jun 11
The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding
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I’m teaching science this week at vacation bible school. Today I made snow in a jar. The first ingredient is baby oil. A sweet child asked me if I got it at Diddy’s party. A six-year-old. My flabbers were gasted.
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Texas Democratic Party
@texasdemocratsJun 1
LGBTQ+ Texans: You belong here, and you are loved. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Rainbow gradient graphic that reads: "Y'all means all. Texas, Happy pride."

ALT Rainbow gradient graphic that reads: "Y'all means all. Texas, Happy pride."

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Bryce Greene@TheGreeneBJApr 7
KEEP FIGHTING DATA CENTERS
Reuters Legal (@ReutersLegal) profile pictureReuters Legal@ReutersLegalApr 6
Amazon, Microsoft and Alphabet's Google have each recently abandoned construction of multibillion-dollar data centers over community opposition and now the companies are coming under shareholder pressure over the environmental impact of their projects. reuters.com/sustainability/b…
Investors press Amazon, Microsoft and Google on water, power use in US data centers

Investors press Amazon, Microsoft and Google on water, power use in US data centers

Amazon, Microsoft and Alphabet's Google ​have each recently abandoned construction of multibillion-dollar data centers over community opposition and now the companies are coming under shareholder...

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Me as a kidnapper: “I am not kidding around. Your dog gets it unless you tell me why my Airbnb app has an alert and how I can make it go away!” Gently gives dog boops.
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@ThatEricAlperApr 2
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Thank you @GeorgeDunham for Shatterday. Laughed my pets awake.
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Grammar matters kids.
Mark Cuban (@mcuban) profile pictureMark Cuban
@mcubanFeb 8
Why was the manatee in a bikini ?
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Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterJan 11
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Prayer for Those Who Are Called by God’s Mercy on Your Spouse to Host at the Last Minute: “He thought I was on the group chat. Sweet child of Christ, thy will know I’m in the chat when I speak in it. Which I always will. Either via text or when I tell you no at home. Amen.”
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How dare they? The best looking fox crew obviously when they had @TroyAikman
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@foxone9 Oct 2025
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If your wife is listening to @Pink after you and she fought, that means she’s already talked to her best friend, and it isn’t looking good for you.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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We just dropped one of the twins off at Rice for aerospace engineering camp. 4 hours in a dorm, and he is asking if he can just start college in an apartment. My kid. 100%
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I should do life coaching professionally.
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Literally the dumbest timeline.
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I just scared myself. For life.
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Oh! That’s Kendrick Lamar. Yeah, I like him.
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When I tell him I’ll just chill in the truck until he’s done setting up the tent.
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