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Surprise special for the fall! Pumpkin spice everything... thanks chef, so creative 😒
#serverlife #disappointed #PumpkinSpice
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New reality show idea: Server Life. 20 servers serve the worst customers on the planet. Last one standing wins. Oh wait... that's my life
My dream job: 100k a year, Monday to Friday 12pm-1pm with an hour for lunch...
#dreamjob #serverlife #needabreak
Why do I have to tip out a bus boy and a hostess when there aren't any on shift?
#serverlife #fml #greedymanagers
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I believe in organic recycling so I made the new guy pull all the lemons out of the Corona bottles. I'm also a sadist...
#serverlife
Taking Orders retweeted
I voted for @Taking_Orders because I thought it was funny. I, however, am not funny. storyhive.com/project/show/i… Maybe you should vote too.
Thank you to everyone that voted and supported us this week! Voting is closed and we will get the results Oct 6!!
#storyhive
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"We took a bite to quality check it for you. Chef & I agree it's perfect."
-Not a good response to a complaint apparently.
#serverlife #fml
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Taking Orders retweeted
Replying to @Taking_Orders
@Taking_Orders Good luck with your project campaign! Yours has real momentum! #STORYHIVE
Taking Orders retweeted
Remember to vote today and bring all of our dreams to life! storyhive.com/project/show/i…
#storyhive #pitch #webseries #serverlife
Taking Orders retweeted
Vote❗️Repeat❗️and don't forget to Share...Super proud of my #sister @JessimicaStorm and her #friend @KrisTywoniuk #talented #actresses 🎥🎬 xitter.cf/taking_orders/status/9…
Remember to vote today and bring all of our dreams to life! storyhive.com/project/show/i…
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Instead of a raise the manager decided to hire a new girl with 0 serving experience...
#serverlife #fml #iworkwithidiots
Remember to vote today and bring all of our dreams to life! storyhive.com/project/show/i…
#storyhive #pitch #webseries #serverlife
Customer: this spoon is dirty, get me a knew one.
Me: my child, there is no spoon ( slowly walks backwards waving hands)
#serverlife #matrix
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My manager can't handle serving an entire restaurant by himself so I clearly need a raise.
#serverlife #veteran #TuesdayThoughts





