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Me: Finishing fixing something around the house that was broken and feeling accomplished.
My House seeing me relax:
Australian defenders when they see Tyler Adams on the ball #usmnt
Another weekend of bouncing around stream by apps three times a day trying to find the golf coverage for a Major Championship
Harry Kane is going to have a Hat Trick all on PKs tonight, just to rub it in further for all the Ronaldo fans
Every youth basketball coach in America showing their team OG Anunoby’s hustle follow-up tip and being like “now like I told you before, this is what happens when you crash the basket”
MAGA accounts have taken a break from talking about Spencer Pratt and LA to deliver 3 unique perspectives on the same videos of Trump at the Knicks game. A pie chart:
“These are concerns that go back to the previous administration.”
Trump Admin if the Knicks play poorly and lose tonight with POTUS at MSG
The Atlanta Hawks In-Arena DJ trying to start a “De-Fense” chant while down 50 in the 2nd quarter is just incredible TV
Trump could be right about this Ballroom thing. If you think about it, had they built a Theater at the White House in 1865, Abraham Lincoln may still be with us today.
My favorite part of every #NFLDraft is when they cut to a front office drafting a punter in the 6th round celebrating like they drafted the second coming of Jerry Rice. Never gets old
This has gotta be why Melania gave her Epstein presser out of the blue yesterday. Trying to bury this story.
For years, two sets of chimpanzees lived as one in Uganda’s Kibale National Park — grooming, interacting and patrolling their territory in a cohesive community.
Then suddenly, one set charged the other, touching off yearslong bloodshed. nbcnews.com/science/science-…