Tails could build every type of machine, even lasting headphones and phone chargers

Tails owns a "Beware of the Fox" sign for the gate outside his house but he was too embarrassed to actually put it there

The world was a sad and cruel place until it was inhabited by a small fox named Tails. Now it's still sad and cruel, but it's got Tails

Tails does not need warm clothes because of his warm fur but hoodies are comforting and make you feel better. He does not own pants, though

The technical sketches of one of Tails' inventions fell into someone else's hands, got misinterpreted, and thus progressive metal was born

There are few things as pure and important as Tails, one of them being really good bread

Tails just isn't up with the cool, trendy kids these days. He doesn't even own weed socks

You should not call Tails on the phone and send him text messages instead because calling is terrible

Tails cares about you and will always check on you to make sure you are alright

Tails can do impressive things, like build complex machines, run very fast, and fly past everything he doesn't want to deal with

Tails does not have to respect a system that doesn't respect him

Tails will sass rude adults but never his friends

Tails doesnt mind destroying military equipment if he has to because it holds up imperialistic systems and is therefore no loss

Disrespecting Tails isn't punk at all

Tails' left shoe would be a better president than Donald Trump

"Tails" is not the first suggestion when you type "t" into Google and this is one of the reasons why we as a society have failed

Custom character creation in video games is useless if you can play as Tails

Foxes often have black paws but Tails is wearing gloves and sneakers

I said Tails is the only fox that has been to space and people were saying "what about Star Fox", but Star Fox is a fictional character