Pan-fabulous, married makeup/beauty hound and silly, twisted muse for @dausonlovi.
Joined March 2011
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He’s killed for her, now he must get closer to her,"The Ordinary Her - Part 3" on @commaful! commaful.com/play/tsgagnon/t…
Read my story,"The Ordinary Her" on @commaful! commaful.com/play/tsgagnon/t…
Holy trash can Batman! I just cleared out over 200 people I was following for no reason. I feel like I’ve done something today. Had coffee✅ breakfast✅ clear Twitter ✅. Ok guys it’s nap time right? #productive
There are so many things about ourselves we miss once taken away. For me it’s my mobility. There’s so much I wish I’d done that I’m not sure will ever be possible now. Ok pity party over. For now. Carry on.
Taby retweeted
Me: So my husband --
First grader: You have a husband?
Me: I do, the whole time you've known me.
First grader: Oh. I always thought you were feral.
Me: Er, do you mean 'single'?
First grader: Whatever the word is that you use for stray cats.
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Wow! I’ve been gone from Twitter so long I’ve literally lost my rights to my uterus. Now Bette Midler says my womanhood is in jeopardy NOT because of this but because of trans inclusive language. Should I just become a sis gender middle aged white man now?
My love for @tabathacoffey increases ever day. 🤟🤘✊
I will be NAPPING!! I'm sleepy. I love you.
Y'all should hear the pep talk @Taby74 is giving about going to the dentist.
"DoNt tEXt mE"
"I lOvE yOU"
"I BEliebE iN YoU"
"I hAvEnT sLEpt SiNcE YeSTerDay"
"DoNt tEXt mE"
