you either get it or you don’t. and I don’t.

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𝐆𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 🧿 Prepare to crush your mutating foes... RT + Reply with your guess for a chance to win a copy! 👾
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Messi. Free kick. Inevitable.
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For the past 48hrs I've been unwinding a massive wallet draining operation 😳😭 I don't know how big it is but since Dec 2022 it's drained 5000+ ETH and ??? in tokens / NFTs / coins across 11+ chains. Its rekt my friends & OGs who are reasonably secure. No one knows how.
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BREAKING: Numerous Congressional members are once again being seen as trading during crises, specifically the banking crisis: - Nicole Malliotakis buying $NYCB, up 40% after the bank taking Signature's deposits - She reported this txn as her spouse's. Yet she is unmarried.
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Congressman Blumenauer: - is a member of the House Ways and Means Committee and a senior member of the Budget Committee - sold 15k in $BAC saving himself the massive March drop - sold one day before SIVB collapse - sold $FRC on March 20 before a 47% drop
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Calling all my BTC maxis: Now that ETH Proof of Stake and Withdrawals are successfully live, what do we FUD next? Perhaps keep talking about Gary Gensler? Not sure about you, but my whole FUD list has been checked off. Please report back.
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Baby Alpha is here! We are proud to announce that today we hit our Baby Alpha milestone and have begun the march to Fair Onboarding Alpha and Full Launch Alpha. blog.matter-labs.io/baby-alp… What we've accomplished and what's ahead 🧵 (1/6)
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We’re excited to share, we have: 1) Raised $200M and now have a total of $458M in mission-driven funding 2) Decided to go FULL OPEN SOURCE at our next milestone 3) Reserved ⅔ of a potential future token for the ecosystem 4) Formed a partnership with @OpenZeppelin 👇1/8
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Good Morning Everyone! The FED discount window borrowing (provides liquidity and stability to the banking system) reaches an all time high. Even higher than 2008. Probably nothing.
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Warning: Advanced phishing attack. Got a pop up on both my iPhone & Apple Watch about password reset. I didn’t take action. Then received call from 1-800-MY-APPLE. Here’s what ensued:
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After watching this twice, I have come to the conclusion that Russell Wilson is, without doubt, the worst spokesman in Subway company history. Nobody worse comes to mind.
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Can I be the new Twitter CEO?
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I’ve been losing friends and finding peace
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Do you want to spend Thanksgiving with us? RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to #NEvsMIN.
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I want to give someone a @gridplus Lattice 1 hardware wallet. Fo real. Do these things: 1. Like/rt (sorry, it needs engagement) 2. Create a very short video telling why self-custody is important to our ecosystem, tag it #gridselfcustody 3. I'll choose one winner and reimburse
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I will be giving away this 7-digit palindrome in order to say thank you for 2k followers!❤️😎 To enter: •Like •Retweet •Tell me why you love ENS
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Tldr of tomorrows Fed meeting
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PoW had apes. PoS has pandas. #EthereumMerge #ProofOfStake #ETH 🇪🇹
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