talking to myself because I am my own consultant 🏄🏿‍♂️

New Jersey
Joined October 2011
you’re not ready yet come back when you’re ready
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Ughhhhhhhh this country is a joke and not even a funny one just what the fuck smh
“Wdym Kamala didn’t try convince black men to vote that’s such a lie” The convincing:
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Replying to @hueoops
You'd think watching a man die like a dog for military propaganda and you immediately moving on to watch barely literate young adults kill themselves with CTE would spark some inflection.
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Black men started and founded BLM, and they were targeted, imprisoned and assassinated while two fat lesbians came in and stole 90 million dollars in donations while telling you all to focus more on gender and sexuality instead of race. And you all listened.
Darren Seals helped organize the movement pictured in the 1st image and was later found shot inside his car, covered in flames. We resist KNOWING what's on the other side of it. Mfs too forgetful.
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& then the “vote or die!!!” ppl are disingenuous, too. tell ppl you voting third party & watch how they treat you lmfao. vote but only if you vote exactly how i want you to, otherwise, you wasting it. the way y’all brains work is fascinating to me
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i don't do tinder, i prefer ethically sourced baddies (instagram)
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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Niggas with bills, stress, and no peace
Who smokes sitting like this
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officially that time of the year when it feels amazing to sleep and absolutely horrible to wakeup and get out of bed
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Any nigga that ups dog shit after a break up…. The gf was holding him back
I broke up with this nigga and he literally upped 30 bands and a new car not even 3 months later.
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Very fitting that the most retarded country has the most retarded president saying shit like this
BREAKING: Trump calls for New Mexico to immediately be renamed 'New America'
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He couldn't plumb the bitch right but I pipe better
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Time be moving so slow at this job I be wanting to have a smoke break just for something to happen
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Real deal slither walk up a wall
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black coochie top 3 things i’ve ever put in my mouth right behind street tacos and oxtails
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we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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I tried deleting this app, I really did. But the serenity, peace and calm I felt without it was foreign and unwanted
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Insane fan base for a insane character lol checks out
this is frying me
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Not to sound like a scorned single person, but normies are quick to enter relationships with people just because they’re attracted to each other, have a good conversation or two, and both like dogs and Netflix.
how do people just find people to date all the time
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Some of yall are just naturally aggro and miserable then yall get on here to act holier than thou on top of it smh
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