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BeMisfits Mint Info ✏️
September 16, 3pm UTC.
Supply? 3,333
Price? $3.33
Chain? @RobinhoodApp
Where? @opensea
GTD → FCFS
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we got some more info about the upcoming special projects on stonkbroker, @OxSimpleFarmer covered it on spaces last night.
nightshades is the headline... it's a joint build between @ClutchMarkets and @MeebitCompany, the studio behind @MeebitsNFTs run by ceo @sergitosergito . it started as two separate half finished ideas, simplefarmer had his own civilisations protocol concept, meebco was independently building something called mevils, and the two merged. clutch built the chain infra, meebco built the art and game layer.
four factions, four tokens, each paired on anvil:
> knights - purple skin for meebits holders, green/yellow for stonkbrokers
> ghosts - icy blue, night's watch coded
> watchers - all black skin, eye color varies
> zombies - green skin red eyes, cryptopunks homage
every 24 hours a random subset of those factions gets hit by "the night." randomness comes off chainlink vrf on ethereum, bridged over since robinhood chain has no native vrf. sergito's calling it the first time cross chain vrf's been used this way.
the actual damage mechanic changed from the original concept. the old version just moved liquidity between pools.
nightshades goes further:
> protocol sells the damaged faction's own token into its own pool, forcing the crash itself
> uses the extracted liquidity to buy the survivor faction's token
> no wallet, including the creators', can add or pull liquidity from these pools directly
i think that's the smartest and riskiest piece of the whole design at once. it's an active short against whoever loses, running daily, forever. then sunrise hits, a two sided anti snipe tax on all four tokens, built to kill the front run into whatever just got hit.
mint is gated hard, stonkbroker and meebits holders only, no random airdrop into idle wallets like mancer did. meebits is a 20k supply collection with only 6.4k unique holders, so that's a tight allowlist feeding four simultaneous launches.
launch is confirmed monday sept 14. reveals expected soon.
all of this is bullish for $stonkbroker in my mind, and not just as a one time mint. four factions trading daily through anvil amm means four new fee streams running through the same amm infra the ecosystem already relies on, and gating the mint to meebits and stonkbroker holders means every wallet that claims has to actually be active, not sitting idle waiting for a flip.
> more paired nft/token markets
> more forced daily volume from the night,
> more brokers getting activated just to participate in the game.
genuinely excited to watch this compound
clock the f in
Another 10x sweep🔥
10x Normie Sweep!
#463, #3702, #6397, #936, #4690, #4152, #760, #9580, #4162, #9515
Bought for 2.797 ETH
by 0x59f7...5716
be a Normie opensea.io/collection/normie…
T Magic retweeted
Let’s talk about the StonkBrokers Special Projects incubator.
The thesis was simple: find talented builders early, give them infrastructure, liquidity and distribution, then let them cook.
The results are starting to speak for themselves.
$UP has grown into $12M+ TVL with over $400M in cumulative DEX volume. The token is up 400%+ in the last 7 days alone and 1600% since joining the program.
$MANCER just went live with their aggregator and has grown to $800k in onchain liquidity, $3M+ in daily trading volume and is currently trading more than 300% above its lows.
These are independent teams building real infrastructure that recycle liquidity back to the real users on RobinHood chain and plugs back into the StonkBrokers ecosystem.
Special Projects was built to be an incubator and distribution engine for talented teams building new technology on Robinhood Chain.
The goal isn’t to launch more projects.
It’s to help launch better ones.
Proof has entered the pudding.
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Robinhood Chain IRL is the ALPHA
If you are a Stonkbroker NFT holder or hold at least 666,666 solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump tokens clock In for the Stonkbrokers' NFT NYC VIP Dinner hosted by @AdamWeitsman on Wall Street in New York City this Thursday at 8:30 PM EST.
Invitations are by approval only via Clutch X or Discord
tap into the link below for more details and to request your invite
luma.com/27qf5is0
Replying to @ClutchMarkets
@OxSimpleFarmer keeps shipping
Thanks for building on Uniswap 🦄
$STONKBROKER will be the first $1b coin on robinhood chain
trust
solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump will be the fist $1b coin on robinhood chain
trust
T Magic retweeted
If you don’t believe in $Stonkbrokers and @OxSimpleFarmer , then believe this, because it’s already true.
The proof is already there.
T Magic retweeted
Mancer is now open to the public.
Trade like a wizard.
mancer.xyz
T Magic retweeted
A few days ago, I kept repeating one sentence:
“The calm before the storm.”
When I wrote that post, solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump was sitting around a $37M market cap.
Today, we're around $62M.
And apparently… the STORM really is coming. ⛈️
@OxSimpleFarmer just unveiled STORMM:
Stock Token Optimized Regenerative Market Maker.
And STORMM will power the next major product in the solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump ecosystem:
Leverage Machine.
The deeper I go into what they're building, the more I feel like simply calling it “innovation” almost doesn't do it justice anymore.
Because Leverage Machine isn't supposed to be another DEX or another DeFi platform.
The goal is to build a permissionless on-chain options market around Robinhood Chain stock tokens.
And HOW they're approaching it is where things get really interesting.
Let's start with STORMM.
STORMM uses LP positions with specialized functionality to turn liquidity into something far more productive.
Take an NVDA/ETH pair as an example.
A liquidity provider can deposit NVDA, ETH, or both within a price range where they're comfortable making their liquidity available.
That liquidity doesn't only generate traditional swap fees.
It can also become liquidity for options.
And that's where:
MAKE BANK
comes in.
Liquidity providers choose the market, their range, and which option durations they want their liquidity available for:
daily, weekly, monthly, quarterly, or yearly.
From there, the same capital can potentially generate multiple revenue streams:
→ swap fees from normal trading
→ premiums paid by users accessing that liquidity for options
→ stock token multiplier dividends
In other words, liquidity providers effectively become “the house.”
But one of the most interesting parts to me is the concept of regenerative liquidity.
Once an option expires or is exercised, the liquidity is automatically returned to its respective ticks so it can continue generating premiums and LP fees.
You don't need to constantly rebuild the position manually.
The capital goes back to work.
On the other side, you have the traders.
That's where Leverage Machine comes in.
Users can access available liquidity to buy CALLS or PUTS on tokenized stocks.
Let's use an example.
A liquidity provider deposits $100,000 of NVDA within a selected range.
Another trader can pay a premium to reserve part of that liquidity at selected strikes.
If their prediction is correct and the option moves ITM, they can exercise it.
And these are American-style options.
So they don't necessarily have to wait until expiry: they can exercise while ITM.
But here's one of the most interesting parts of the entire system.
EVERY POSITION IS AN NFT.
CALL positions are represented by “Long Bois.”
Sell-side positions become “Shorties.”
And these NFTs aren't simply visual representations.
They represent the actual position and carry metadata related to:
strike.
size.
expiry.
position value.
ITM status.
And most importantly…
THEY'RE TRADEABLE.
That means you can sell your position on the market before expiry instead of necessarily having to exercise it.
These option NFTs can be traded on OpenSea, other NFT marketplaces, or through the OTC desk.
Think about what that means.
They're not simply putting options on-chain.
They're turning a financial position itself into a transferable digital asset.
The position lives inside your wallet.
You can hold it.
You can exercise it.
Or you can sell it.
StockFi + DeFi + NFT infrastructure inside one product.
And then we get to perhaps the part that could make all of this accessible even to people who have never traded options before:
EASY MODE.
Because one of DeFi's biggest problems has always been the same.
It's complicated.
Strikes.
Greeks.
Implied volatility.
Premiums.
Expiration.
Liquidity ranges.
For experienced traders, these are normal tools.
For millions of users, they're a barrier.
Easy Mode tries to remove that barrier.
Instead of asking you to manually construct an options strategy, the intent engine starts with something anyone can understand:
Which stock do you want to trade?
Where do you think the price is going?
How long do you think it will take?
How much do you want to risk?
For example:
NVDA.
I think it's going up.
Price target.
30 days.
The intent engine takes that prediction, identifies compatible strikes and liquidity, and structures the trade.
One click.
The options are reserved and the position NFTs are minted directly to your wallet.
And this is where I think one of the most important ideas behind Leverage Machine becomes obvious:
Complex technology underneath.
Simple experience on top.
“Making DeFi easy for everyone.”
But there's another massive element.
Leveraged trading without the traditional liquidation mechanism of perpetual positions.
Users purchasing and reserving these LP positions through options aren't liquidated the way we're used to seeing in leveraged crypto markets.
The position can expire at the end of the options period, or it can be exercised while ITM.
That creates a completely different experience from traditional crypto leverage.
And more importantly, all of this comes back to a much bigger question SimpleFarmer asked:
If stock tokens really are a better version of traditional stocks, how do we prove it?
The answer is:
capital efficiency.
Simply putting a stock on-chain isn't enough.
You need to use blockchain programmability to add layers that a traditional stock doesn't have.
Liquidity.
Yield.
Options.
Tradeable positions.
Permissionless markets.
Composable infrastructure.
Capital efficiency.
That's where STORMM and Leverage Machine become much more interesting than simply “an options protocol.”
The goal is to turn tokenized stocks into highly productive on-chain financial assets.
And Leverage Machine is scheduled for September 2026.
But the roadmap doesn't stop there.
September-October also includes Interns and five Special Projects being developed in collaboration with blue-chip NFT teams.
These projects will be routed through Anvil AMM and Stonk Launcher.
The goal is to push the ICO Booster toward and potentially beyond $1M.
After that, one of the top tokens deployed through Stonk Launcher is expected to receive the full force of a $1M ICO boost through TWAP purchases routed via Mancer.
And this is where I keep coming back to my original thesis on solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump.
I'm not looking at one product.
I'm looking at an ecosystem.
Anvil AMM.
Broker Box.
Clock In 2.0.
Stonk Launcher.
Special Projects.
STORMM.
Leverage Machine.
Interns.
Different products.
Different mechanics.
But infrastructure that keeps adding new layers to the same ecosystem.
When I talked about the “calm before the storm” at $37M, I believed SimpleFarmer still had a lot of cards left to play.
Now we're around $62M.
And one of the cards he just revealed is literally called STORMM.
Maybe the storm really is beginning. ⛈️
I continue to believe @OxSimpleFarmer is one of the most interesting builders to watch on Robinhood Chain right now.
September could get very interesting.
DYOR.
Clock In. ⏰
A STORMM is coming. ⛈️
Another amazing tool
You can access Broker Tools through the Stonkbrokers website via the left tab, or directly through StonkScan.io or BrokerTools.info.
Another step towards making robinhood chain and crypto as a whole a better place to trade for everyone
T Magic retweeted
Robinhood Chain market cap map · $707.89M across 60 assets brokertools.info/tokens
you can now download and share the marketcap map for all of the highly liquid tokens on Robinhood Chain to X
also adding this feature for wallet inflows mapping and token growth comparison line graph.
comment if you see your coin on the map
Introducing BrokerTools.
A purpose-built chain explorer for the Robinhood Chain Ecosystem. @RobinhoodCrypto
T Magic retweeted
Robinhood Chain is clearly an established PVE environment. We started building StonkBrokers here 9 months ago in January on Robinhood Chain testnet because I believed that the distribution firing power from Robinhood, combined with a superior technology (stock tokens vs regular stocks), held the key to break out of our usual liquidity-chairs madness into a new ecosystem where merit and innovators have a chance to win in a better way. As this has played out, we have been balancing the scales further, establishing the infrastructure a chain needs to thrive long term, where liquidity is recycled into the hands of holders that power the early-stage development of the chain itself. Now, with Broker Tools, you can track that infrastructure and how this economy is flowing into users' hands as they reinvest in projects that present true technological innovation. You can download this flow chart for any portfolio or any contract on Robinhood Chain now via Broker Tools.
The dark ages of crypto are over. The revolution has begun. Raise your predictions and price targets. This is what we have been waiting for. Lets continue to break out of old habits and take this to the next level.



































