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Enjoying naughty side of Twitter • nerd 🤓 • Gamer 🎮 • Horny bastard looking for his Curvy Queen

Arizona 🌵
Joined March 2014
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Yesterday she was mad at me, today she’s sending me nudes….. women 🫩
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Nothing kills the mood faster than your partner making a passive aggressive comment then doubling down on it. Not worth my headache, see yourself out. Onto the next one.
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Spent the night at someone else’s place, she packed me a lunch on my way out this morning. I get to work, and another girl is waiting for me with a lunch for today. Whoops….
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Her: You’re only nice to me because you wanna fuck me. Me: not at all* *I’m nice because I’m attracted to you and want you as my gf; but also, if we fuck you’d be the 3rd girl this week, and the other two are asking about when I’ll see them again. Don’t get it twisted.
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Coworker: do anything fun for your birthday? Me: nothing too crazy, just a small celebration with a friend. What that friend was texting me leading up to it:
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Friends with benefits but let’s live together and make it exclusive…. I have no time or want for any drama.
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It’s my birthday! Send nude!
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Hold on, hold on, hold on… you’re telling me there’s women who expect you to send them money to help them out but then can’t be bothered to return a text? And if you say something then it’s transactional!?!?! Nah, miss me with that bs.
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Woke up tired and horny
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Happy Tuesday!
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Also hit me up if you look like this beauty.
How your neighbour’s adult daughter (she has some sort of glandular problem and still lives at home) looks at you after you realise that you accidentally took two doses of your son’s Elvanse ninety minutes ago and wander out into the garden to wait it out
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Hit me up if #6 trying to be #5 is your type
Ladies, what's your type? 👀❤️ Men, which category are you in?
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Give me this energy or none at all
Fuck me and call me a good little slut
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Hit me up if you’re built like any of them
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How old and how tall is everybody? I’m just curious. I feel a lil nosey rn
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T. Wick retweeted
can we normalize returning summaries to the backs of the books again instead of reviews and praises? i just want to know what the book is about.
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If you can't offer basic courtesy like a text back, don't expect my support. Mutual respect isn't a transaction, it's common decency. You’ve lost your damn mind thinking otherwise.
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The agenda for today is to watch the EPL match, video game, and read a bit. Definitely being lazy after yesterday’s work.
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Did yardwork all day and I’m exhausted, any volunteers for a rubdown?
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Creepy 53 yr old coworker: I like my women petite. Check that one out (as a girl walks across the street from the office). Me: I’m good, I like my women with curves, I have a thick dick so they need to be able to bounce on it. CW: 😶 He’s been quiet since, that’s a win.
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