All I’m asking for is a one day contract with any team in the @NFL so I can enter the rookie talent show.
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Seeing these clips of Trump and RFK “solve” autism is similar to watching middle school students present a group project they actually didn’t do.
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It’d be kinda cool if @ThisIsRobThomas wanted to squeeze in “Kody” to the KC setlist tonight
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One of my former teachers showed me an end of the year reflection I wrote after my junior year of high school.
At one point, I wrote that I “just had a weird year”
10 years down the road now and I don’t think I’ve had a normal year since.
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This sauna is a mix of Doritos and somebody’s aunts menthols right now. Why is this my human experience?
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Just want to use this tweet to say to all 4 of the people that see my posts, the new @DannoSimpson album fucks and you should listen to it.
open.spotify.com/album/5gjTL…
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Didn’t know @FlatlandCavalry had a “Come May” shirt on their merch site until it was too late. If you guys find a Large lying around, I’ll pay an extra dollar.
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@FlatlandCavalry raising my bounty to 2 extra dollars for a Large. I probably can’t financially keep this pace, but I’m gonna try my best.
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I think we should play @ColbyAcuff songs during every fireworks display to open up a healthy conversation and pride in our nation with room for improvement while celebrating the U.S. and A
The positive invasive characteristics of Pink Pony Club in conservative Midwest BBQ’s is something to be studied.
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Just spent my day at a shit HVAC install in St. Joseph, MO and I’m here to say that the only good thing outta there is the @Chiefs training camp and @Noahcameron05
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Replying to @TreatyOakMusic
@TreatyOakMusic covered one of my favorite Goo Goo Dolls songs. This shit is unreal.
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