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Dad to Amelia

Kansas City, KS
Joined January 2013
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Replying to @MtnDew
@mtndew bring it back, please
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Replying to @tacobell
@tacobell is still radio silent about the worst menu move in recent years. Disappointed, but not surprised🤷🏼‍♂️
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Live look at me in the @tacobell corporate offices since they took the Quesarito and Chicken Enchilada Burrito away from us.
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Replying to @tacobell
@tacobell please bring the cheesy melt grilled steak burrito back to the menu for good. I beg.
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If you’ve got the green spaghetti at your function, I want the invite.
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Nashville ain’t got no fiddle? What the hell happened to us?
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All I’m asking for is a one day contract with any team in the @NFL so I can enter the rookie talent show.
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Seeing these clips of Trump and RFK “solve” autism is similar to watching middle school students present a group project they actually didn’t do.
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Guess the folks were right @TpTroubadours
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All my homies hate Ernesto De La Cruz.
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It’d be kinda cool if @ThisIsRobThomas wanted to squeeze in “Kody” to the KC setlist tonight
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One of my former teachers showed me an end of the year reflection I wrote after my junior year of high school. At one point, I wrote that I “just had a weird year” 10 years down the road now and I don’t think I’ve had a normal year since.
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Replying to @netflix
@netflix This new user interface is ass. What are we doing?
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This sauna is a mix of Doritos and somebody’s aunts menthols right now. Why is this my human experience?
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Just want to use this tweet to say to all 4 of the people that see my posts, the new @DannoSimpson album fucks and you should listen to it. open.spotify.com/album/5gjTL…
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Didn’t know @FlatlandCavalry had a “Come May” shirt on their merch site until it was too late. If you guys find a Large lying around, I’ll pay an extra dollar.
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@FlatlandCavalry raising my bounty to 2 extra dollars for a Large. I probably can’t financially keep this pace, but I’m gonna try my best.
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I think we should play @ColbyAcuff songs during every fireworks display to open up a healthy conversation and pride in our nation with room for improvement while celebrating the U.S. and A
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The positive invasive characteristics of Pink Pony Club in conservative Midwest BBQ’s is something to be studied.
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Just spent my day at a shit HVAC install in St. Joseph, MO and I’m here to say that the only good thing outta there is the @Chiefs training camp and @Noahcameron05
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Replying to @TreatyOakMusic
@TreatyOakMusic covered one of my favorite Goo Goo Dolls songs. This shit is unreal.
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