a distinctly average human.

London
Joined April 2009
Did a little reel and website refresh. That’s enough time on the computer for one day. thomasashton.co.uk
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Hang it in the Louvre
Something about eating soup is just so touching 🥹
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The Charli ticket rollout made me give up on my 14 years of fan service in approx 2 mins. It’s over to the young crowd now 😘🫥
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Nothing like unfollowing 200 people on a Thursday afternoon 😇
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Thomas Ashton retweeted
Not everything is for you, the fact that they use trans colours means it's not for you. Trans men can be proud of their bodies & it's got fuck all to do with you or anyone else.
Dear Lush (cc Chelmsford City Council), As a woman who had half a breast removed last year due to cancer, I am writing to raise my concerns about your “Proud of My Stripes” window display. I am also, on behalf of other women who have experienced breast cancer, respectfully requesting its removal. Because mastectomies are not a fashion statement, an identity marker or something to be celebrated. They are something women undergo because they are ill, because they are frightened, because they are trying to stay alive. Around 59,000 women are diagnosed with breast cancer in the UK every year. Many will undergo surgery - a mastectomy, lumpectomy or other procedure. Others choose preventive mastectomies because they carry a high-risk BRCA gene mutation. If a woman chooses to have her breasts removed to affirm a gender identity, that is her personal choice. I honestly don’t know the number of women who have elective mastectomies for this reason. What I do know is that it is a tiny number compared with those for whom breast surgery is medically necessary and not something to be celebrated. I think I speak for many women who have experienced breast cancer - and for their families - when I say this: Breast removal surgery is not something I regard as cute, playful or empowering. Nor is it something I believe retailers should be celebrating. For that reason, I am requesting that the display be removed and that @ChelmsCouncil apologise for promoting it on social media. Yours sincerely, Janet Murray
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FULLY IN SUPPORT OF THIS ARTWORK. Good on you Lush.
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The internet is clapped. We are all just buying into rich white billionaires plans. Elon Musk is a bloated baguette, Donald Trump is a leather handbag, NMN is a bag of bollucks, immigration is a myth… we are all citizens of the world and victims of religious oppression. 🙃
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I do believe that a large proportion of the time, “stylist” is a blanket term for chronic unimaginative beige ensemble with an opinion.
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My heart can’t actually take this. Dawn, Xander and now Giles. And the reboot getting canned. YOU CHANGED MY LIFE BUFFY THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING ❤️
‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ and ‘Ted Lasso’ actor Anthony Head has died at the age of 72.
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Kim - Jeep and Charli - Rock Music. They are the same family. This is the emo renaissance - millennials rise - our time has come. 🤘🏻
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One thing about me… I will use that block button.
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I’m ready for my life to be changed again
💣🚨 Calling all Lykke Li stans! ‘Lucky Again’, the first single from the album ‘The Afterparty’, will be released next Friday!
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At least we don’t have to pretend we’ve enjoyed a single thing that monstrosity has made since ‘Pink Friday’ anymore… cos she really peaked on the first album.
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/the power of Sarah Michelle Gellar
With 68 million views in the first 24 hours, READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME just became Searchlight’s biggest trailer launch in the company's history. The power of Samara & Kathryn.
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You know you’re back in the West Country when the casual racism is RIFE.
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You guys are in a crisis… I’m on my way.
Charli xcx collaborator Finn Keane confirms to @MusicNewsWeb she’s working on new studio album: “I think it’s going to be really exciting. We’ve been working on a few different things. We’re kind of deep in it now. I think it’s going to be amazing - I’m excited and inspired by the music we’re working on, it feels really different and fresh at the moment.”
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Boring Barbie is actually a very accurate pseudonym for Taylor Swift. Something everyone knows but no one is particularly excited by.
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Ew, Jesus. Gross.
Rolling Stone gives ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ by Taylor Swift a 5 out of 5 star rating.
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