ldn UK
Joined March 2013
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when u ask google if its okay to mix two substances and they give u a help hotline number
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me & my #GoodBoy
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I just went on Snapchat…..wtf was that advert?????
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Dressed like a high school English teacher that’s hiding her pregnancy
Drake made a statement, stepping out at Mamo in NYC for an early birthday dinner in a brown fringe shawl and leather pants. 🥂 📸: BACKGRID
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them mini mics rlly got ppl thinking they saying something
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Me on my way to ask for a Sugared Cinnamon Rim on my Pumpkin Spice Latte
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Ngl it might be sum wrong with me but it’s sum right too
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going through some shit dat only me and future would understand. like aye siri, play ‘hate the real me’ pls
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Nigga said pick between him and twitter bitch I been on here since I was 12
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They don’t want you to know that you can say babe platonically and bro romantically
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this is why you need pervy friends who overshare without even asking
I wish it was appropriate to ask couples what kind of sex they be having.
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“if i had a girl why would i be texting you lol”
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I love saying male bullshit like “I’m getting better for us”
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when the sex doesn’t come w free drugs
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banana fall on you
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