Retired and living my best life. Smarter than the average bear. Love to laugh, love to read, love to learn, and love my music. Dear Old Morehouse.

Detroit, MI
Joined August 2021
Replying to @Acyn
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Hey @the_jefferymead, I’m glad you were exposed for the grifter you are. Don’t worry, folks. Clay Cane explained everything in his book titled “The Grift.” Perhaps this would make a good segment for your show, especially since you have @TheBrianShapiro on occasionally! #Grift #exposed #trump #lies
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how many times do i have to tell you to mind your own business? please find a hobby.
Ever heard a moose snore while sleeping?
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notice how despite them kayaking in our water, we just minded our own business and walked away. you people on here could learn a thing or two.
Just your average day kayaking… until THREE moose come running by. Talk about a wild encounter! 🫎🫎🫎🛶
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Poor Liddle Marco was left behind... No catering cart for you !!! 😂🤣😂
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U.S. soldiers were sent to die in the Middle East for Israel’s wars. Meanwhile, the families of the people who pushed those wars are enjoying the World Cup from luxury seats. The ruling class gets the view. Ordinary families get the coffins.
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These honestly keep getting funnier
Jesus to Judas when he asks who’s gonna betray him
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The Pastor when he sees you didn’t put any money in the tithes and offering bucket
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My mom when the pastor preached about disobedient children.
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My dog when I fake throw the tennis ball
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Little White kids when they see black people in their small town grocery store
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my wife when she sees me doing absolutely nothing for 10 seconds
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The IT girl after she viewed the search history on my work computer.
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My wife when we split dessert and my half is 1% bigger.
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Your sibling when you tell them to stop pointing at you
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My wife walking into the living room in the morning after having a dream where I cheated on her.
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Dads when anyone touches the thermostat
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Wife watching me making one more mixed drink.
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Replying to @Acyn
Charge him!!!!! Please!!!
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Replying to @MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch – at Parker, SC
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