getting a therapist is so hard bc either you have to pay $$$$ or be waitlisted for god knows how long through public healthcare. thought i hacked it by getting health insurance bc it saves money but i just was told that it takes 8-10 weeks to process my insurance application 💀💀
a guy being courteous and sweet on a first date: light work, no reaction
a guy i have absolutely no connections to being courteous and sweet once: 😍🥵😭🥰💘❤️🔥😩
deciding to continue how to get away with murder when i last saw it 2 years ago and i was only 3 episodes from the series finale… was a more daunting choice than i thought it was
i’m sitting next to someone at the library who can’t stop burping like girl are you okay?? i’m concerned
finally made it to season 10 of the big bang theory and i’m crying over the fact that they casted katey sagal to play penny’s mom 😭😭 nostalgia casting ALWAYS SLAPS
so real of me to make someone fall for me in the last days of 2023 knowing i have no intentions of being with them
i accidentally touched my boss’ butt and i never got the opportunity to apologize lmao i hope she forgot about it 😭
can’t stop thinking about the convo i had with my ex yesterday and i asked him about the food he ate during his vietnam trip and he was like “idk i just ate whatever everyone else was eating. i did eat deer meat though” and i’m like… “does vietnam even have deers??”
y’all i was stumped i couldn’t figure out how they would get ahold of deers let alone serve deer meat and he was like “con dê - isn’t that deer?” and GUYS THAT LITERALLY MEANS GOAT. he was eating goat the whole time thinking he was eating deer… IN VIETNAM 🤠
i have an ex who lives across the countrt from me who will literally compliment me every chance he gets. then there’s my other ex who i see every week but he absolutely refuses to compliment me even when i ask. guess that’s how i balance my life
if i had known that castaway diva would make me ugly bawl during the FIRST GODDAMN EPISODE (!!!) i wouldn’t have started it rn… alas here i am
no i’m still shaking about not getting to experience michael buble at a jonas brothers concert but also i legit think i’d faint but i never thought of it as a possibility and ????? i’m still crying
THERE’S JUST ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU SHITTING ME RN I’M LITERALLY CRYING HOW DID THIS HAPPEN I THINK I’M DYING
MICHAEL BUBLE PERFORMING WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS OMG xitter.cf/nicxleelizabeth/status…
i googled obelisco and oh my
.@SabrinaAnnLynn’s “Nonsense” outro for #BuenosAiresTSTheErasTour NIGHT 2. 🇦🇷
“He said “what’s your name?” I said “Sabrina”,
Saw that obelisco I said “que linda”,
Who’s the loudest here in Argentina”



