I tweet stuff, criticisms mostly

Connecticut
Joined February 2013
1000 "Doink" Tweets cried out in unison
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LMAO, sick game
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Dennis Allen and Josh McDaniels have a little Mario-Wario thing going on
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Lending out some cards for Spotlight Series: Hartford, lol
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Okay, let me check the scheduled interviews with Lurie, Roseman and the medical staff... Oh shucks, guess we'll just have to keep it quiet then
"The owner, the general manager, and whoever represents the medical staff ... that's the three people that should be [answering questions]." Marcus Spears reacts to Jalen Hurts' season-ending diagnosis of several blood clots.
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Going to lay out my Eagles/Jalen Hurts conspiracy theory. Hypothesis: Jalen Hurts is actually being delisted from the market to protect his market price
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The messy reporting from the injury reads to me like it wasn't a big deal so they flew on a plane and played in a game but the best case for all parties is that the asset isn't tarnished from awful play but temporarily needs to be delisted for medical reasons
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An invisible injury, one that's so bad and dangerous no one can question you or your toughness. And also he played bad because he wasn't allowed to sleep by doctors before he played an NFL game, which was safe to play, but now he's out for the year, make sure you include that.
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“No GOTI, no more, the Cowboys are 2-4” 🎶 FTF rocks
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Howie has entered the turret and assumed controls of the tank
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Howie has fired the main gun
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Howie has deployed the top secret, experimental photon cannon
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JFC Jameis... Sacks are a QB stat
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