Co-Founder of @_TurtleSports & handicapper of horsies. Fan of the Temple Owls, Philadelphia Eagles & scrapple w/maple syrup. On Keto & longing for a real beer!
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David J Witkowski retweeted
Jim Gaffigan:
If you have a Native Amercan Nickname and you are good, you can keep your name (Atl Braves).
If you suck, like the Wash Redskins or Clev Indians, you must change names.
KC is one Mahomes devastating injury away from being the KC Briskets.
David J Witkowski retweeted
Bolivia's Salar de Uyuni is considered one of the most extreme and remarkable vistas in all of South America. Stretching more than 4,050 square miles of Altiplano, it is the world's largest salt flat, left behind by prehistoric lakes evaporated long ago.
David J Witkowski retweeted
Last night, the Broncos won with exactly one touchdown, one field goal, and one safety.
The last team to win a game with exactly those marks was the Vikings against the Lions in 2008.
Both games featured a QB stepping out of the back of the end zone untouched.
Wow - @ 34. F#@K Cancer.
David J Witkowski retweeted
Watch Giants bullpen/catching coach Craig Albernaz lead Joey Bart through drills during Spring Training
🎥@SFGiants
Check out the full video from the San Francisco Giants: youtube.com/watch?v=JPN0MLxG…
David J Witkowski retweeted
This does not exclude CDI from saying, "OK, the KHRC has done its job. We will drop the two-year ban." But CDI is under no obligation to do so. 3/3
David J Witkowski retweeted
It's that time of year when NFL coaches' agents change their names to "league sources"..
So excited to see my @TempleOwls play tonight in the #CFPlayoff Championship Game! 🏈#rockinthedelusion 🤪
David J Witkowski retweeted
GAME DAY! Owls host #17 Houston at The Linc at 12pm! Watch on @ESPNPlus
#TempleTUFF
Let’s go! 🏇🏿💵🏇🏿 xitter.cf/_TurtleSports/status/1…
Happy HUMP Day! Lets play the 🏇 @keenelandracing! 8 races, good/fast & 4x @StableDuel races. Our #LundinLine picks are 👇. Saddle up & get #InTheMoney💰 #HorseRacing #FreePicks @BriMott
#Keeneland🏇 10 PST
R1: 3-5-6
R2: 6-3-10
#FREE Full Card👇🏇⛏️💰
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David J Witkowski retweeted
The final domestic #WinAndYoureIN race of the season is today! 🤯
Tune in to @NBCSports today at 4pm to catch the #WAYI Jessamine Stakes at @keeneland! 🙌
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Dear @NFL announcers - please go back to saying "spike it" instead of "clock it" Clock it just sounds stupid (not to mention being grammatically incorrect). Thank you! 🏈
Our @_TurtleSports #free picks & best bets for all the races @cntymile will be posting soon. Spoiler Alert: Tony’s Tapit 🏇🏿
