( He’s pulling her over to his walk-in closet to show her his hat collection. Yes, he has one of those. )
Okay, let’s see.
( Throwing various ridiculous hats over his shoulders from fancy dress parties, probably. Holding up a big sun hat and putting it on her head. Then -
( He can’t help the immediate reaction his face makes. He really can’t. It’s like ‘really’? )
Everybody’s gonna look at you. No, I didn’t mean that. I meant— with your face.
( Oh GOD. )
Y’know what, let me get you a hat. YEP.
( He’s scuffing the toe of his trainer against the floor, looking worryingly disheartened about not getting to use his tattoo gun. )
Yeah, I guess. But wait— what if somebody sees you?
That’s a really nice thought— in fact, he misses when he believed that, too.
But no, most supes are assholes, or useless. Either way, usually only in it for themselves.
( Shaking water droplets out of blond hair, with a short and self-deprecating chuckle. )
Right. Sure. *That*.
Uh, anyway, I’m Seb.
Seb notes the effort it’s taken to catch up to him — a small win, at least — though he doubts he’d be able to make it two steps in shoes like that.
“Uh…” A glance side to side, desperately searching a corner of his brain for 𝙖𝙣𝙮 plausible excuse, and coming up -






