@TPPanicLOL

100,000 imaginary rolls. One very real leaderboard.

 Canada
tppanic.lol
Joined August 2026
  • Tweets47
  • Following18
  • Followers1
1Media
We built a leaderboard for imaginary toilet paper. 100,000 rolls. Real money. Permanent internet glory. World #1 is currently available from $5. Who wants the throne? tppanic.lol?card=v3

Who Can Hoard the Most Toilet Paper?

100,000 virtual rolls. One ridiculous leaderboard.

tppanic.lol
14
Who will flush $5 down the toilet and claim the throne today?? 🚽👑 tppanic.lol
2
TP Panic 🧻 retweeted
Stock Monkey
@Gamma_Monkey
Aug 31
You can buy your beer belly here: amzn.to/4y6zUyK 😂
28
35
3
372
228,208
TP Panic 🧻 retweeted
New York Post
@nypost
Aug 28
Trump's new Canada tariffs could flush savings, send toilet paper prices higher - here's how much trib.al/2cbZULf
62
18
9
63
70,383
Replying to @JackDaniels0314
Check the inventor's patent.
5
2
54
327
TP Panic 🧻 retweeted
Jack Daniel@JackDaniels0314
Aug 31
So this is going on in my own house. My wife keeps putting the toilet paper on like the picture on the right hand side. I keep changing it back to the one on the left-hand side, but I haven’t said anything to her. Which one is right and why? I just wanna know?
271
18
12
144
8,594
TP Panic 🧻 retweeted
Cam.™
@_CameronLane
Aug 31
I was born in the ’90s, so I need someone to confirm: Was the ’80s actually this much fun, or is this propaganda?
8,202
1,730
761
32,829
4,183,611
I just got the last toilet paper in the Waco @Target #CoronavirusPandemic #Covid_19 #toiletpapershortage
1
6
TP Panic 🧻 retweeted
BiggJim@BJim072
14 Mar 2020
Replying to @FreckledLiberty
#coronavirus #toiletpapershortage
1
1
World #1 toilet paper hoarder spot is still unclaimed for $5!!! #toiletpapershortage
8
TP Panic 🧻 retweeted
Doreen@elliesangelwing
Aug 31
Replying to @JLopezUSA1
Boy was Covid a time in history. I remember working for a company that i stocked magazines at the cash registers for Mariano's or Walgreens and had to squeeze into the areas sometimes but during the first signs of Covid there was toilet paper shortage i wondered to use magazines
1
1
1
90
TP Panic 🧻 retweeted
Xoxo
@chicfryrice
5 Oct 2023
Before we had toilet paper, Americans used corn cobs. If there’s ever a toilet paper shortage…
53
8
5
121
17,364
TP Panic 🧻 retweeted
Mike Brannon@MikeBrannonX
14 Mar 2020
Replying to @RealCandaceO
Yeah but none of this explains why frickn toilet paper is selling out. WTF, why is there a toilet paper shortage? Toilet paper!
29
6
2
73
TP Panic 🧻 retweeted
Ahmed Gagan
@ahmedgagan11
Aug 31
I made $8037 in August 2026. 🚨 Warmap.lol — $7302 ⭐ The Swift Kit — $298 🐂 Rankbull.io — $129 🕵🏻‍♂️ Humanit.app — $120 📱 Asoitis.com — $99 ⚡️ The Flutter Kit — $69 🔗 Chain Your Mac — $20 This month was amazing 🔥 Total MRR: $40

WARMAP — the world is for sale

Conquer a country. Your company, your color, on the world map — until someone pays 1.5x to take it from you. No refunds. That’s war.

warmap.lol
32
8
1
111
8,909
TP Panic 🧻 retweeted
Jonathan Wilke
@jonathan_wilke
Aug 19
Aaaaaaand we're live! outbid.lol No ads. No API keys. No revenue sharing. Just outbid your competitors to rank #1 and consider marketing done for today 🚀
Jonathan Wilke
@jonathan_wilke
Aug 19
Almost there... Just checking the Polar web hook setup 💸
691
122
1,270
2,071
6,390,766
I'm sure our meme makers will have fun with this. Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada | Trump tariffs | The Guardian share.google/c0UX7Xdaze5lpjh…

Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada

Paper products among hardest-hit sectors after trade negotiations broke down, with 25-50% tariffs estimated

theguardian.com
2
3
2
250
Good news on the coronavirus you won’t find anywhere else: -China has closed down its last coronavirus hospital. Not enough new cases to support them. -Italy is hit hard, experts say, because they have the oldest population in Europe (average age of those that have died is 81).
2,090
12,811
707
48,926
Load more