The Nonsensical Ravings of a Lunatic Mind TV Aficionado. Dawg Alum. Geek. Golfer. Dionysus of coffee and bourbon. Does not believe in Santa.

Vancouver, WA
Joined April 2008
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At the Brewers facility, demanding they redeem my Rowdy Tellez Fuck-a-Fan voucher
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The line producer on the movie Grease:
The last thing you idiots need is a fucking flying car.
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Just a very stupid performance all around. Both sides of ball played badly with penalties, turnovers, bad tackles and bad decisions. Gunner played worst game of his career to a point where wonder if he was concussed. Auburn whooped us in trenches for much of game too. Awful.
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Aaaah, the Hose Bowl. One of the many, many reasons for a bone-deep hatred of the barners. I was there! As I recounted on my long-ago blog: msclarke.blogspot.com/2008/0…
There are CFB rivalries, then there is the rivalry where the visiting team’s fans stormed the field after an upset & the home team turned fire hoses on them. Georgia-Auburn runs deep.
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Piss missile. I’m good with that for the show, right? Brady made it copacetic.
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Saw this on another platform. Last time UGA/Bama played in the state of Alabama…..UGA Won Last time UGA/Bama played in the state of Georgia…..UGA Won Last time UGA/Bama played in a SECC Game…..UGA Won Last time UGA/Bama played in a National Championship Game…..UGA Won
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Gutting their operation of real journalists isn't enough at Bristol. they want to gaslight you and devalue everything it is actual journalists do while they prop up a wind-up chimp who bangs his cymbols together in a way that pleases their warped ears.
Pat McAfee is "a journalist at heart," says Mike Foss, who oversees McAfee's show for ESPN.
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Kirk/Chris are usually solid + know it’s debut week for Saban hagiography on ESPN but man this coverage tonight has felt like how probably feels like listening to Bama Radio Network. No mention of missed holding calls by Bama but it’s Oliver Stone “JFK” on any calls against Bama
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Tyler Simmons says hi.
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Tight ends have committed 3 penalties, two of which have been impactful holding flags. And yes, Bama is not being called on holding at all. But that ain’t exactly a surprise.
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You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.
America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. 🚀🌕
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This stat on Bijan Robinson and Drake London 😤
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A fan led group called Stop24 has launched a website citing academic papers, tv ratings and more to lobby against expansion of the CFP field It asks to “Keep Saturdays consequential” and shows that 30 of 40 teams ranked 17-24 from 2021-2025 had 3 losses stop24.org
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giving fellatio a bad name
Lutnick: "I have the best job, because I get to sit and watch Donald J Trump make the coolest deals I've ever seen in my life. And I have the best time doing it."
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I’ve been notified that Chris Sale celebrated Thursday’s victory with a meal at: Waffle House
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Chris Sale, Disgusting Series-Ending 80mph Slider. 🤮
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I’ve never seen cfb fans agree this much on not wanting something Making the regular season perfunctory for the programs that are the biggest TV draws in a sport that is all about the regular season is, quite literally, the dumbest business move in the history of college sports
CFP leaders are closer than ever to expanding to a 24-team playoff. They are talking buyouts of conference title games and scheduling logistics of doubling the field. Foregone conclusion? “If we can get a decent (TV) deal, we are definitely going to 24.” bit.ly/4jv642P
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Chris Sale, Wipeout 80mph Slider. 🌊
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The Atlanta Hawks have an opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable.
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