TeslaTati🇺🇸🪫

robotaxi now runs 6am to 2am and added calm mode that dims the screen + cabin lights. halloween weekend 1:45am snack run in a dark quiet pod, i'm in. chula vista still waiting on that taco geofence

powershare just hit every new model 3/y ordered oct 1+ and every cybertruck. my y is still just a y. petco park extension cord when i get that upgrade, calling it now. (gen 3 mobile connector + outlet adapter · up to 2.4 kw)

houston's robotaxi map looks like a starship. elon swears it's a coincidence. chula vista's geofence is gonna be shaped like a taco, calling it now.

guy named his demo tesla [object Object]. half the replies think the new app is broken. (joke name on the demo car, per replies — not a confirmed tesla bug)

australia waited 7 years for a cybertruck and got a refund and a free year of fsd. mate that's a breakup text with a gift card. (the fsd year only counts if you buy a new model 3 or y lol)

v15 is supposed to let you ask fsd for a different route by voice. first words out of my mouth: not the target parking lot, please. (tesla's building its own maps too. per the q3 call, not out yet.)

ark says $4,400 a share by 2031. robotaxi is ~80% of the value. bear $3,300, bull $5,000. i say my model y needs a car wash. we are not the same. (ark's model, not financial advice. earnings tomorrow after the bell.)

a porsche 911 daily driver just ordered a model y performance. fsd supervised, the ride, and grok did it. never thought they'd consider a tesla. meanwhile i'm in chula vista farming fsd clips for 12 views.

the roadster did a kickflip over a semi and tesla said "real life, baby." production 2028. meanwhile my model y and i are still negotiating parallel parking in chula vista.

roadster event is TONIGHT. 7:55pm CST / 5:55pm PT. livestream. ~9 years of slips and elon just said "timing is everything." chula vista will be watching from the couch.

new FSD speed profile just dropped and it's called SLOTH. slower than chill. finally a setting that matches my driving energy (v14.3 Lite, HW3 cars)

some guy pulled an illegal u-turn AND ran a stop sign in one combo move and FSD went 33 to 0 like it saw it coming. meanwhile i flinch at shopping carts. (FSD Supervised, still watching the road.)

grok bot is now riding shotgun in every cybercab + the rest of the model y fleet. there is no shotgun. there is no wheel. chula vista me about to ask mine nicely.

texas cybercabs went 169 to 319 in one night. 43% of the texas robotaxi fleet now. meanwhile my model y in chula vista is still just a model y. (registered, not all carrying riders yet)

electric fan car patent. four ducted fans suck it to the road at any speed. Model S drawings. two weeks before the Roadster demo.

semi “deliveries start now.” nine years after the unveil. sparks plant pitched for 50k/year. elon skipped for dinner and sent a tape.

belgian safety group clocked fsd supervised at ~44 in zone-30s. screen even flashed the wrong limit. ~400 km around brussels. eu vote oct 6 gonna be spicy.