Welp—seems like a points tracker for Tim Lester might still be a good idea.

I saved my best for last! See ya, Hawkeye fans!

How many points does Joe Philbin need to score in order to be in “good standing”?

Stevens has Nebraska money line.

Remember how people used to spend Black Friday waiting in line at WalMart at 4:00 AM in freezing cold temperatures, only to find out the Roomba vacuum they wanted was sold out? This football game reminds me of that.

Iowa football. 2-0.

Fuck yeah BF! Great game plan today.

14 down. Fuck your AD to go!

I love Phil Parker.

What did Kaleb Johnson do? Does he have pictures of Phil Parker with a goat?

3 more down. A shit ton to go!! Fuck it. I’m fired!!

If Michigan leaves the Big 10, can we invite Iowa State to join?

Thinking about becoming a @CaitlinClark22 tracker account. Who’s in?

I quit

Dad is just trolling the fan base right now, isn’t he?

Kirk is so going to quit, isn’t he?

Genuinely feel bad for Brian as a person. He was in a no-win situation. How awkward are the next 5 weeks going to be?

What is happening?

I’m still PISSED OFF about that invalid fair catch review on Saturday. What a crock of crap!