I cannot guarantee anything I make will be good

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Joined January 2018
TOMORROW 18:00 BST - The thrilling conclusion. I’m prouder of this video than any I’ve made before - youtu.be/ybb_edA7F-4?si=rVs2…
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they’ve got my prime minister on lad bible playing agree to disagree
🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham "strongly agrees" that Gen Z has life harder than Boomers
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This is madness. We are being led by fools for whom war is a bloodsport involving the poor. These 19th century 'war-is-good' cranks should be arrested forthwith.
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The Daily Mail very competently speculates that "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim," is to blame for a man climbing into a tiger pen and getting mauled to death at a UK zoo recently. Owing to the fact it features "large sabre cats."
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Just realised as well. Because there's a possession charge - You go on the sex offender's register for watching someone get choked now. Which will both ruin lives AND make actual sex criminals have an easier time since it means being on the register COULD be serious crime or could be 'watched washing machine stepbro porn' one time, thus diluting it.
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Angry Joe has the personality and fan base that he could've gone grifter and be saying the same dumb shit as asmongold. I'm so glad he's not a fucking douche
Angrysoy swings at Asmongold and the chuds, claiming that Gears of War: E-Day’s female characters acting tough and looking manly is peak realism, and that you should be ashamed of yourself for criticizing it. Nice white-knight fallacy. Wallet closed.
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Child named Vlad Tepes drawing a surfboard shape in the sand before the waves wash it away
strangely specific subgenre of image
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Mike Stoklasa arriving at the George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
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If you watch all 4 movies to 100% completion you unlock the Yoko Ono Nightmare Mode
Sony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028. Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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do not say the word generate i know you probably did not mean it that way but you’re on probation man you gotta watch how you fucking speak bro this is not a game
Steven Soderbergh approached Matt Reeves himself and offered to help finish ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’. “The goal here is to work with Matt and his team to generate footage that will integrate seamlessly with what’s already been shot so Matt can properly finish his film.”
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I've suddenly got mid-70s Geddy Lee hair
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Diddy's Dome Done In By Drug Dealer Dudus
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Diddy's head injury is from a prison fight with Jamaican drug lord Dudus. Everything we know: tmz.me/4BcdM8K
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Joaquin Phoenix after someone gets his name wrong:
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I'm very sorry that Bryan Cranston, who is clearly completely blindsided by the grief of someone he was close to and knew personally dying, didn't run his statement by you first before posting it.
I think there’s something particularly fucked up about putting “Born with Cerebral Palsy, he never – ever – allowed that challenge to be an excuse for anything” in a tribute to a disabled person who died by s*ic*de.
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leaving elon’s body but i miscalculated and still got 20 seconds left
Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
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scenes in the Paul and John movies where Ringo appears to move backward won’t make sense until you watch RINGO and see him discover the turnstile that temporally inverts him
The Beatles biopics producer explains the idea behind releasing all four movies at once in 2028: "We want people to be able to experience them in the cinema during the same period. Now that doesn't necessarily mean we're thinking that people will go and see all four films on the same day, but you know within the same month you might see one a week, or you might see one one weekend to the next, one the next. However you you see it, I think our hope is that people will see all four films. You know they they stand alone as individual stories of each of those four men, but they they have a cumulative power, which I think is is greater than the sum of the parts. You know, the Beatles are simply the I think the greatest band in in history, and you know we're trying trying to do our best to do them justice, so hence the four films. I don't think there's probably another band that you could legitimately say you wanted to see four films for." variety.com/2026/more/news/t…
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Real riffers know he has the sauce he was just caught off guard by a true #RiffDemon
please be nice he’s like my friend
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The ‘ABSOLUTE BATMAN’ series will now be 2D animated with some 3D elements instead of just 3D animated. (via: @thechrisanton)
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Pooing is actually class
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Everybody involved in the decision to give Gromit a voice should be executed live on national television and the day in question should be a public holiday.
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I was assured he didn’t do podcasts. Why would he lie to Mike and Jay like this?
William Shatner appeared on Brent Spiner and Jonathan Frakes' podcast and he spends the first ten minutes housing a bag of popcorn
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