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BREAKING: The Big 12 Conference is reportedly in talks with former Pac-12 commissioner George Kliavkoff in order to replace Brett Yormark.
If approved, Kliavkoff will be the next commissioner for the Big 12 effective the 2027-28 academic season.
More to come.
Carson T. Kay, CFB Analyst retweeted
Per Carson T. Kay (@TKayAnalyst) the Big 12 is lining up George Kliavkoff as the replacement for Brett Yormark.
Kliavkoff previously contributed to the Big 12’s addition of Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and Arizona State.
BREAKING: Billionaire booster and Texas Tech alumni Cody Campbell is currently under investigation for running an underground sportsbook in Lubbock County.
Reports also say he was not only aware of Brendan Sorsby gambling on his team, but enabled him further.
More to come.
BREAKING: SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey has reportedly been indicted on multiple counts of fraud and embezzlement.
Reports have said that he has spent millions of dollars on “unauthorized luxury purchases” from conference funds.
More to come.
BREAKING: Sources confirm Texas Tech was aware of transfer QB Brendan Sorsby’s gambling allegations when they brought him in.
The NCAA is investigating whether Texas Tech violated lack of institutional control rules. The NCAA is considering fines and scholarship reductions.
BREAKING: Former Dallas Cowboy HC Jason Garrett is taking the day before he calls Cowboys-Chiefs to speak with the UNT Athletic Department to pursue replacing Eric Morris.
Garrett was most recently the Offensive Coordinator with the Giants in 2020 before joining FOX in 2022.
BREAKING: Arkansas has announced that they will be hiring Mike Gundy as their next football coach, per sources.
Gundy won 170 games during his time at Oklahoma State, including a Big 12 title and a Coach of the Year award in 2011.
BREAKING: Texas QB Arch Manning has been benched, per sources.
The sophomore started his 2025 campaign going just 17 for 30, throwing for only 170 yards, and had an interception.
BREAKING: Jordan Hudson, the girlfriend of UNC head coach Bill Belichick, has announced that she is pregnant.
Though they’ve kept things private, both Bill and Jordan are excited to start a family.
BREAKING: The College Football Playoff has announced that they will be expanding to a 24 team field, starting the 2026-27 season.
(Via @TheCUSACentel)
BREAKING: Oklahoma transfer QB John Mateer is currently being investigated after getting engaged in sports betting and sending indecent messages on his Venmo.
More to come.
BREAKING: Tarleton State has received an invite and is expected to join Conference USA effective the 2026-27 academic season, via @TheCUSACentel.
The Texans transitioned to the Division I FCS level in 2020, and made it to the second round of the FCS playoffs last season.
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BREAKING: TCU QB Josh Hoover is the first ever collegiate athlete to come out as a furry, per sources.
Pictures were shown of him dressing up in a fursuit at a Fort Worth convention.
BREAKING: Following the leaked Instagram DMs of Memphis’ playbook, former DB Tahj Ra-El and UTSA QB Owen McCown have each been fined $15,000 and suspended for 3 games.
