a 689-team NFL, where every city, neighborhood, suburb, or loose collection of exurbs in the country with a larger population than Green Bay, WI, gets its own team. (not pictured: Anchorage, AK, and the two teams in Honolulu)

if you know who this band is, congratulations! we both lived through the great recession 😭😭

Reflecting on this 1977 clip of Warren Zevon from the Dutch documentary Wonderland, where he visits Burrito King in Echo Park and orders machaca burritos.

The Ringer ranks their 101 best performances of the 21st century: 1) Naomi Watts - ‘Mulholland Drive’ 2) Daniel Day-Lewis - ‘There Will Be Blood’ 3) Philip Seymour Hoffman - ‘The Master’ 4) Cate Blanchett - ‘Tár’ 5) Javier Bardem - ‘No Country for Old Men’ 6) Heath Ledger - ‘The Dark Knight’ 7) Denzel Washington - ‘Training Day’ 8) Jesse Eisenberg - ‘The Social Network’ 9) Joaquin Phoenix - ‘The Master’ 10) Kirsten Dunst - ‘Melancholia’

real talk this song meant so much to me from 2009-2013 lol

The final two questions are answered! @jimmyeatworld and Penfold! See you in October!

U cannot worship God and smoke weed

Going to bars when you have a girlfriend proves bars aren’t fun unless single

when we needed her most, she vanished

Fan interviewed outside a Phish concert, Halloween 1996

What is your fantasy team name? I'll start: Sublime with Rome Odunze

You walk into a pub with this menu. What are you ordering?