@THErandyjohn

below average, overly pessimistic | Jesse Minter loather

 Rhode Island, USA
Joined November 2024
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The Gilbert/Taylor Bowl @CPA_Doug69
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The Mevis Files
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I want this girl to get in an argument with my wife so my wife can beat the living shit out of her
Stoolies Page
@StooliesPageOct 3
#VIVA
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See yall in Vegas
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“Unfortunately we’ve decided to seek other candidates at this time”
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My favorite party trick is not talking to the women around me and peeling my beer label
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Average planet fitness couple
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Saw the ex-wife wear this once and I wanted to gouge my eyes out
Andrew “OMAR” Leach@Shootingropes14Aug 2
Are we fucking serious right now? Gay son extends the lead again, needs a new opponent. #gayson #nuke
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Michael Young That guy rocked.
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MY QUARTERBACK
Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdateJul 24
Former #Cowboys QB and CBS announcer Tony Romo was arrested overnight in Milwaukee on suspicion of operating while under the influence. Romo was pulled over yesterday around 8 pm and taken into custody after performing poorly on standard field sobriety tests. He’s due in court on Sept. 21.
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You can only watch ONE group for the rest of your life. Which one are you choosing? 🤔
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Bar of doom and despair
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Doesn’t mean enough
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Do girls get more PTO than guys
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There are at least two Cam Ward fans on Bourbon tonight #TitanUp
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Pretty criminal LinkedIn reminds me what the ex-wife is up to
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Friends from home came over after the bar and decided to put on love island #shrink
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calling for help please
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Well well well how the turn tables have turned
randy@THErandyjohn19 Mar 2025
Thanks Pops! (Won’t listen)
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Bottom 5: 1. Aldeans- Nashville, TN 2. Willie’s- Columbia, MO 3. The Beach on Bourbon- New Orleans, LA 4. Tupelo- SF 5. The Skellig- Dallas, TX
randy@THErandyjohnMay 19
Top 8: 1. The Villager Tavern- Nashville, TN 2. Standard Biergarten- New York, NY 3. Maggie McGarry’s- San Francisco, CA 4. Foghorn’s- PCB 5. Kollege Klub- Madison, WI 6. Katy Trail Ice House- Dallas, TX 7. Totally Awesome Bar- Savannah, GA 8. Kingston Mines- Chicago, IL
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