Former King of the North, Dad to 6, Husband to a Milf, Chelsea FC and AEW fan man.

Newcastle upon tyne
Joined June 2010
The most accurate football tweet of all time!!!
Manchester city fans returning back to their various clubs 😂😂
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Literal piss take.
🚨 NEW: The Government is reportedly considering replacing the BBC licence fee with a £11 monthly “internet charge” It would be added to the bill of anyone who pays for internet broadband
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No, no, it was going good. Reset please, reset.
🚨🔵 BREAKING: Chelsea lead race to sign Jordan Henderson as new midfielder, another surprise for #CFC. Henderson can leave Brentford on a free transfer and Chelsea are ahead in race with two more clubs for England international. Former Liverpool midfielder, open to the move.
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This window is legendary already Up the Chels
🚨🟣🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Aston Villa agree deal to sign Alejandro Garnacho from Chelsea, here we go! Club to club agreement done on loan with buy clause to become mandatory under certain conditions. Unai Emery wanted Garnacho. Medical also booked.
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Sorry but the knife did the damage, but it was the police that killed that boy. Shameful behaviour from the people who are supposed to “protect and serve”
🚨 BREAKING: Bodycam footage of the arrest of Henry Nowak, who had been stabbed moments prior by Vickrum Digwa
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This guy is so out of touch.
We will block far right agitators from traveling to Britain this weekend for a march designed to confront and provoke our diverse capital city. We will not allow people to come to the UK, threaten our communities and spread hate on our streets.
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Cesc, Jose and Diego are the only viable choices. @ChelseaFC
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Best decision this broad has ever made.
Liam Rosenior and Chelsea: it’s over. 🚨❌
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On the brink of civil war in the US and UK.
BREAKING: ICE just shot and killed another unarmed person in Minneapolis. “It was an execution,” witness says.
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I see someone has been naughty on Twitter again
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They acted against the people’s will then have the nerve to cry when the people act against theirs. #disgusting
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Climate Change he says 🤣
Keir Starmer says Climate Change is the reason fighting age Muslim men are travelling to the UK from across the world illegally Is he lying or is he terminally thick?
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I’d welcome this
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: José Mourinho is eager for a sensational return to Chelsea and is ready to take charge immediately. The Portuguese coach still views Chelsea as his true home in football and is open to stepping back into coaching the club. [@indykaila]
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Not shocked. But also slightly pissed off.
Club statement: Enzo Maresca.

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Free Speech aye?
BREAKING: Former Manchester City midfielder Joey Barton has been given a six-month suspended sentence, after being found guilty of malicious communication over posts he made on X towards Eni Aluko, Jeremy Vine and Lucy Ward 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Football is played on a field with a Ball. It is not played with Pens, Paper, Guns, Posters and Agendas. Keep Religion and Politics away from Football Stadiums. No one should be blocked from playing, watching and supporting a sports team.
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Reckon I will open a car wash.
Labour will always do what’s best for Britain.
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We see you there pal, we see you
We must unite against those who seek to divide us ⬇️
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AVE “2 wrongs don’t make a right, it make it even though”
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