I blinded my daughter for fun!

Back on my bullshit!!! (eating 6-10 edibles and having embarassing meltdowns over nothing on stream)

Why is my house so messy! *applause sound*

I'm stupid, fat, retarded and nobody likes me! *applause sound*

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Why are so many pathetic faggots tweeting at me lately kissing my ass lmao fuck off

Wow, can you guys believe I've been streaming high on edibles this WHOLE TIME?? in other news, the sky is blue and the pope is Catholic! *applause sound*

One fat, retarded pedophile watching a video about another fat, retarded pedophile! (applause sound) #stream #StreamingNow

I'm a disgusting slob!! *applause sound*

Contrary to some tweets I've made, I've just been informed I don't actually have a "Birds" sound on my soundboard. My apologies. *applause sound*

I was watching Gamer Stevie videos on stream but then the channel owner privated them to troll me. I am NOT seething, I'm shaky and red for a different reason! Birds!

Reviewing my Dropbox right now, if you know what I mean 😌😏😏 #stepdaughters #BBC

This happens to me and my homunculus wife, too.

Dropped a computer I built onto a hardwood floor because I'm an incompetent, uncoordinated orangutan. I'm so pissed off I'm going to go blind my other kid now. I miss having a prescription of Xanax for moments like this.

I have not been moonlighting as a lot lizard. *applause sound*

I was lying about losing power.