your mom

post nut Claritin 🌿🕊️

spring is peak hard on 🌷

Ai hasnt made ME personally feel the Space Odyssey vibe however today i saw a small child find a cardboard tube at the playground & was pushing it around… when i got closer i heard the kid say to an even smaller kid “this is the new wireless Dyson you should get one” & i jus-

Trader Joe’s HARLEM: a club for the grown (on Thursdays) 🪩

the corner bodega guy was tryna kick our friendly neighborhood crack head off his stoop & as i passed she says to him: “she ALWAYS talkin to someone, talmbout GOOD MORNiNG, bitch i dont know you !?” he laughed w her & i felt seen 🩷

pronouns ain’t hard for New Yorkers… these freelance job titles be ridiculous tho

museum walls would be empty without sex workers & tiny apartment clutter 🍐

sunset is so gay earth is like hey im winding down & sky be all EOWWW rainbow explosion !! you really did that !!

“Notify Anyway” - iCunt

If you’re feeling sad just remember: you WAS at that party on Saturday. you are loved.

spooky outfit idea: an artist that has to pay rent the next day

ambient is the new emo band 💀

these days been LONG AS HELL 🍉come spend a GOOD NiTE w me 🖤

i only date THEYS ima THESPiAN

🌊 🌊 the waves are life death is under water like eyebrows peace & calm are sisters not twins you CAN have one without the other they yearn to connect i choose peace first 🌑

the internet is SO GAY but to the one straight man here: 🚨 if a woman has JUST bought something & asks you what you think: it’s ALWAYS AMAZiNG. it’s none of your business.

lemme just say this about the numerics of science: DOCTORS are here to help w complicated diagnoses… YET somehow im a COMPLETELY DiFFERENT HEiGHT EVERY TiME i WALK iN HERE 🧮 ⚖️ 🤡