ℳʀ. ℭʟᴀʀᴋᴇ.

❝ɪᴛ·s ᴛᴇɴ ᴏ·ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ᴀ sᴀᴛᴜʀᴅᴀʏ . . . ❞ ┈ ST ↠ circa: 1984. ↳ detailed. ➥ RT?

↠ Sipping on a mug of freshly brewed coffee, he smacked his brims together; half-expecting to see the AV Club crew whizzing by on their bikes. It was Saturday, right?

↠ It's nearly Christmas. Should he /really/ be reading about how the silicon makeup used for Freddy Krueger was made? . . . Probably.

||: I love ONE (1) MCGOON. xitter.cf/dungecnmastcr/status/9…

❝Did you know there are ten dimensions within our universe? — While the first dimensions begins with the x-axis, the tenth dimension involves everything possible and imaginable. It's the natural limitation of what we can conceive to exist. . . . Pretty neat, right?❞

↠ Cheery shrug. ❝It's up to you to make the best of it, Mr. Bowers!❞ xitter.cf/enabledhatred/status/9…

❝Class starts in twenty minutes, boys and girls. Stay tuned for the alignment of the planetary system.❞

❝It's four in the morning on a school day, and these kids are still awake.❞ ↠ Nods understandingly.

❝It's tradition to watch The Thing each Halloween . . . once this candy bowl is empty, I'm GONE.❞

↠ Standing on his front stoop, the renowned teacher hands out an array of mini-candy bars to passing by trick-or-treaters.

This is Hawkins. Welcome to the Upside Dizzity.

Halloween (a John Carpenter classic), The Thing (yet another), and Night of the Living Dead.

Clears throat, an index and thumb casually roaming across his 'stache. These kids are headache-worthy.