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Joined January 2016
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Spending money on a man’s card is good luck because tell me why UPS lost my Sephora package, I called and got a new shipment, and then UPS found my original package… so basically? I got an extra $400 worth of makeup for free LMAO. I’m gonna return it and get more stuff 😛😛😛
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What do we think about the blunt cut lob y’all??? 💇🏼‍♀️
I got my hair cut again and although I am sad about losing like 16 inches of hair… I will say… I look good with short hair lmao the hair extension demons have been defeated by getting a lob 🙏🏼
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Had my first therapy session and boy was I a puddle of tears lmao 😭. I’m about to go get sushi with my club director in an hour too, I’m really out here going through it and healing y’all 😂🥴
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Lmao this man really gave me his card and I ended up spending $400 at Sephora to replenish some makeup and get more haircare products. He also gave me $200 in cash after I got upset when one of my tables stiffed me on my tip last night. Giving me money after I express irritation over being disrespected rather than doing nothing and making me feel worse 🥲🩷 >>>
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He also told me I had a $300 limit for the stuff I was going to buy at Sephora. I said “oh that’s more than enough”. Tell me why it came out to $400 and he didn’t even bat an eye 😂😂😂😂
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I got my hair cut again and although I am sad about losing like 16 inches of hair… I will say… I look good with short hair lmao the hair extension demons have been defeated by getting a lob 🙏🏼
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This man paid for my appointment at the medspa today, and then took a photo of the So Kates I tried on at the mall… yeah I just know this man is gonna surprise me with the Loubs sometime soon 😭 he did the same thing when I mentioned I was running out of my perfume a while back
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Men who are real providers, protectors, and healers really get me going 🥴
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He really spent $1600 so I could start seeing a therapist every week 🥹 I would’ve never expected something so wholesome and healing to come out of working at a nightclub and fvcking my boss 💀
Still can’t believe I had a meltdown and this man wanted to talk to me in order to understand more… he then thought about a solution and proposed it to me. My heart 🥲🩷
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I never thought only working 2-3 days a week could take so much out of me but lmao nightlife is just different. On the bright side though? Ya girl made $3k this weekend working at the club 🤪
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G7X quality is crazy good 😛
POV: you run into a rogue papí at EDC 🤪
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POV: you run into a rogue papí at EDC 🤪
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You know the simps aren’t deserving of a full fit reveal
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I’ll be posting tomorrow, stay tuned 😛
Who wants g7x EDC photos?? 😛
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Who wants g7x EDC photos?? 😛
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I’m alive y’all lmaooo I got picked up from the airport by my club director on Monday after surviving off maybe 5 hours of sleep the entire weekend at EDC. That man had a pillow and blanket in his car, and ordered me pho when he brought me back to his place 🥹
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I then passed out for like 14 hours after I took a nice long shower and got my heels bandaged. He still helped me with bandaging up my busted heels (I made the mistake of not breaking in my docs) even when I snapped at him because I was so sleep deprived 😭 literally so wholesome
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Well I didn’t black out on day 0 of EDC this year… however, I did black out on day 1 and respawned in the med tent LMFAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Papí: 0 EDC: 1
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Lmao not my friends telling me my club director is cute 😭😭😭 I know that man is handsome but the confirmation is something else. I done hit the jackpot because we uhhh finally focked and that man’s dih is NOT small either 😭😭😭
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The men who think that men who engage in findumb (and like to provide for women) are mentally ill? They are the same men who believe that women should participate in blind servitude to men. They think those men are mentally ill because they associate providing and submission with femininity and inferiority, which is very telling.
a lot of people need to realize that there are men who genuinely just like to provide and be useful for women. engaging in findom doesnt mean you're mentally ill lmao
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They inherently know the way that women are forced to be submissive in society is wrong and cruel. They’ll never admit it though, they’ll just project onto the men who aren’t bonded to the patriarchal playbook. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Still can’t believe I had a meltdown and this man wanted to talk to me in order to understand more… he then thought about a solution and proposed it to me. My heart 🥲🩷
More club director lore: I told this man that I think I may have BPD because of the way I flipped out on him twice within the past few days. Instead of calling me psycho (because I’m just a traumatized girl), he literally called me earlier and asked me if I wanted to see a therapist. He offered to pay for my therapy… I thought my heart had a boner from him buying the perfume. This is a whole new level tbh 🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭
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More club director lore: I told this man that I think I may have BPD because of the way I flipped out on him twice within the past few days. Instead of calling me psycho (because I’m just a traumatized girl), he literally called me earlier and asked me if I wanted to see a therapist. He offered to pay for my therapy… I thought my heart had a boner from him buying the perfume. This is a whole new level tbh 🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭
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A handsome older man with money and a caring heart… i know the universe heard me when i said i was tired of being traumatized by men lmao
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I need a couple of my white losers to relapse so I can get hair extensions too 🤣
10/10 would recommend being ruthless and shaking your clients down for additional tips 😂my next paycheck and the cash tips are gonna reimburse my Vegas trip for EDCLV 😛
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