GM! Go outside and touch grass this weekend.. and smoke some too! #cannabis 🍃🌬️✌️

We're draining the rivers and lakes with AI data centers so I can insert myself into Back to the Future slop with Seedance. @grok how many bottles of water did i waste making this? Would Doc Brown approve? ..better than plutonium 😆

Nobody: My dreams: JD Vance, Dr. Phil and I escaping the wrath of the wicked witch Lindsay Clancy

ngl, i was doing similar shit after i chugged some da bomb hot sauce years ago. maybe he need some milk 😆🔥

Hello Japanese X, Is it too much to ask for a hot Japanese woman 25-40 that has no kids, & likes Texas BBQ, hunting, fishing, rock/metal music, the outdoors, beaches, cannabis, dogs (animals in general), off-roading, treasure hunting and a conspiracy theorist? Asking for a friend

I couldn't let the cops do my boy @rickyberwick wrong! The new Grok Imagine is fun AF! This was all done on Grok Imagine with other images, extending scenes and adding myself into the chaos! @grok thanks for the fun 😆

this is me getting on X/twitter on an average night in 2026 @grok does this seem about normal? 🤣

drunkish shitposting on x can be really fun. makes me want to say, "fuck sleep" and continue...almost

hey @elonmusk, please tell me you had something to do with loosening the ropes on a plant God placed here on this Earth! btw...the new @grok imagine is awesome!

All you need to know about the THC nonsense that Mitch McConnell slipped in... even @grok seems to make this easy to understand:

Exclusive Behind The Scenes footage from TNF Amazon Prime caught on hot mic! Dan Marino is pissed at current Miami Dolphins situation. Ravens vs Dolphins -

Being a Miami Dolphins fan is like this... EVERY GAME!! 🤣 can't help but laugh at this point. @MiamiDolphins

Now, with @producer_ai you can make music videos for your songs. I clipped one of mine and with very little prompt let it freestyle a video using the vibes and lyrics of the song. Not too shabby! Only up from here! LMK what you think if you see this!