I hope you’re all ready for this! Because I wasn’t once I finished & took it all in!! This is my thank you not only for these amazing guys that bring us endless entertainment but to the community behind them. ❤️ @NeebsOfficial @glock9gamer @KhainesKorner @VERTiiGOGAMING

I'm hanging this in my office and telling all my coworkers and new hires it's my great-grandma Nelda. Sweet woman, bit of a checkered past. Did some time in the '90s, escaped prison dressed as herself. We don't ask questions.

The boys are back, baby! New Gears of War and I’m already hooked. I got 4 hours of sleep because I could not put down the sticks, and I’m barely functioning at work today. But am I going home to take a nap? Hell, NO! I have Locust to kill.

Well, fuck. You know you’re GD tired when you forget to put on a bra before work. Now I’m in a meeting and the CEO keeps asking, “Tammy, aren’t you hot? Want me to hang your jacket?” NOPE. I will die in this jacket, Jim. We are NOT turning this meeting into an HR incident!!

Whoever bought Baked Cinnamon Apples for the work bathroom, we need to talk. Of ALL the scents available, you went with baked goods? Now when somebody takes a shit it smells like somebody took a dump at a fall bake sale. You’ve managed to ruin both the bathroom & apple pie.

YUM! A beer as dark as my soul.

Guess who’s writing a horror book. Funny, because the last book I wrote was a horror story in middle school involving my classmates. My teacher said it gave her nightmares, suggested I needed therapy, and I got suspended. So... let’s see if I still got it.

While I was putting tiger balm on my knee, I immediately wondered about old people when they're dating. You're sitting at the bar, your date leans in and says, “You smell really good. What is that?” “Tiger Balm .... Ultra Strength.” Something to look forward to it guess!

Peter Cullen too? The guy was my whole childhood. Can we maybe go ONE day without finding out somebody we actually liked has died? There are eight billion people on this planet, and at least a few we'd probably bust out the champagne for. Mix it up a little.

Dolly & Curry, GD, you ever notice the universe keeps taking the people everybody actually likes? Meanwhile, the worst human beings out here are built like fkn cockroaches. Which really makes you wonder if being an asshole isn't a personality defect but a survival strategy.

What the hell is wrong with me? I was scrolling, glanced at this image, & I swear I thought it said “Dick Pickle.” If a scroll wheel could make sound effects, you would’ve heard tires screech, followed by a high-speed reverse because I had to go back and verify!!

Hu..... Well, apparently I’m the last person anyone should trust with AI learning software. My ChatGPT curses more than I do now. I’m pretty sure this is how Skynet starts, except mine is just pissed off at everybody.

I've been so busy I haven't had time to look at my stock portfolio... HAHAHAHAHAHA, ain't that a bitch!

Hahahaha, forgot to share this! Oops! Full process for this image, start to finish took 5 hrs. instagram.com/reel/DbFoMLKui…

Well, if I disappear, tell everyone it wasn't drugs or alcohol. It was a sandwich with an irresponsible amount of lettuce... At this point lettuce is a lottery for the butt flu. But damn it looks good!

Very small sketch dump, it's been awhile and this weeks been way too damn draining!

Just gonna scooch on in here, don't mind the mess. 😉 Was messing with AI, & thought, ancient genx wisdom should be a thing. Pfft.

Simon @NeebsOfficial is so fun to draw. I can’t wait to watch the timelapse to see how long it takes to color. instagram.com/reel/Dato72LOH…

So we went out to eat & that is supposed to be asparagus! Haha! Why does it like it barely survived the Great Depression? Hell, at this point just take it off the menu and let it rest in peace.

I read a fkn lot. 7 books since June, roughly 2,000 pages. Book one had me suspicious. Book two had me convinced. Book three removed all doubt. This mf is AI. I refuse to believe a human wrote this many oddly specific mistakes.

Nothing screams professional more than when you walk into a meeting 3 minutes late, get hit by a wall of heat, and immediately start singing, "Its getting hot in here, but keep on all your clothes". And the HR director just follows it with says, "Yes, please".