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"So like, are the cameras rolling? Make sure you get my good side!" Lindsay, the busty b̶i̶m̶b̶o̶ fashionista of Total Drama Island! 💋Lewd account, literate, etcetera. Character information below! 💋

"It wasn't really on the show, but Brenda and I were like, TOTALLY close! We'd hang after every challenge!" ...Her name is Bridgette. But how was Lindsay supposed to remember that? It's not like they spent three whole seasons together-

Botox...? Is that like, a snack or something? She'd never do something mean like that! Though, Heather totally would, so she can understand the suspicion-

A shame? But that's like, the BEST way to start the morning! Not that she'll want to get out of bed anytime soon.

Summer is soooo lame. Lindsay has all these cute pajamas, but it's way too hot to wear them! Hence why she's sprawled out in nothing but a little red thong-

That only happened a few times!... Every season. She'd just like, turn around, and accidentally slam her with her boobies. She's totally dangerous, turns out!

The show's editors like, totally hated her! Unfortunately for them, ratings shot through the roof every time she bounced around, so...

With how easily Lindsay's exposed, it's kind of impressive that Total Drama lasted as long as it did...

If you plan on befriending Lindsay, you'd better get used to views like these! Forgetting to cover herself, suffering wardrobe malfunctions-- That's just an average day for a carefree bimbo!

Lindsay doesn't even notice at first! She's WAY too caught up in her private time. Though, after an extra little squirt, she smiles breathlessly... "W-Well, like... You said to make myself at home, and... That's what I do at home, so..."

That's really cool and all, but umm... What if Lindsay, y'know, needs those?

You know, those bras are SUPER fancy and expensive! But... At least someone's using them-

She's become this, like... Worldwide celebrity? But Lindsay will always be a Canadian girl at heart!

Hey! She would SO do well at any college! Just as long as like, grades don't matter. She's definitely not joining any academic teams...

Lindsay certainly didn't seem to mind! She's downright hugging the shorter girl... Meaning her chest is right in her face. "Toootally! And I've got like, the BEST smelling shampoo we can use!"

Come on. Do you know how many people make that offer every day...? Thankfully, Lindsay loves ANY massages, including boob massages!

... She's not doing that on purpose, by the way. Her boobs are so big, they make the shower totally cramped.

Well, like... If people like it when she doesn't wear a bra, she'll totally consider that. She's even walked out topless, and people were happy!

... Does she know a girl named Heather? She's like, a total Heather. But Lindsay can befriend anyone! She'll see! Some lattes, shopping, a little boobie squeezing, and they'll be besties!

She doesn't really get what she's so mad about... But if it's a chest thing, maybe they should hang out more! They can appreciate each other's boobies!