@SystemMastery

Jef & Jon. We review stuff. He/Him (the both of us). Profile and header art by @angryartist113. Authors of Düngeonmeister and The Düngeonmeister Cookbook

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Joined August 2013
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Bring your gaming world to life with THE DÜNGEONMEISTER RPG STICKER BOOK by @SystemMastery. 🧙‍♂️ 🧝‍♀️ From the functional to the purely fantastical, these 500+ RPG-inspired stickers are more versatile than a d20! #dungeonmeister #stickerbook #roleplayinggames #dnd #dungeonsanddragons
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This movie really put me in the mood to see Morbius in theaters. They should really release that again. patreon.com/posts/movie-mast…

Movie Mastery - Kraven the Hunter (2024) | System Mastery Podcasts

We return to the theaters to complete our grim duty of bearing witness to the slow and tragic mutilation of everything Spider-Man related

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A little roasting for your Thanksgiving holiday patreon.com/posts/movie-mast…

Movie Mastery - Dragon Storm (2004) | System Mastery Podcasts

Sci-Fi Channel trying to cash in on Reign of Fire of all things spent a million dollars on this with almost all of that going to the cost of

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The film that has nothing for anyone patreon.com/posts/movie-mast…

Movie Mastery - Runaway Nightmare (1982) | System Mastery Podcasts

This 70's movie that took so long to edit that it came out in the 80's has no redeeming factors. A comedy without humor.

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Hadn't said anything recently but yeah, we're over on Bluesky. Done here. Nothing left to stick around for anyway. It's okay, I forgot my Friendster login eventually too.
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Same usernames for this account and Jon's separate one. See you there, I hope.
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Instead of worrying about election stuff, listen to us torture ourselves with various soda flavored "food" in a free episode for the masses patreon.com/posts/who-eats-t…

Who Eats This Cheap Shit - Soda Edition | System Mastery Podcasts

A brand new episode made specifically because Jon saw the Coke/Oreo collaboration and thought "Who eats this cheap shit?" and knew it was ti

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We forced @taylordotbiz to watch a movie that by all rights shouldn't exist patreon.com/posts/115182811

Movie Mastery - The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue (1998) | System Mastery Podcasts

Special guest Taylor Moore joins us to discuss an animated film that truly nobody asked for and that wastes an all star voice cast on the mo

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Happy Halloween! systemmasterypodcast.com/202…

Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 31: All Hallows’ Eve (2013)

Another Horrortoberfest season comes to a close and on this Halloween, I decided to end with the first feature length appearance of what has become a new icon in horror, Art the Clown. I’ve y…

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A COVID slasher that tests negative for horror systemmasterypodcast.com/202…
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Lil mama let me whisper in your ear, tell you something spooky that you don't want to hear systemmasterypodcast.com/202…

Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 29: Talk To Me (2022)

Another movie that I’ve been meaning to check out and this one comes from Australia. I’m glad that A24 is out there giving people the chance to make some weird horror movies. I don̵…

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@bransonreese Okay this is weird, but like eight years ago my podcast partner and I made a Duckman RPG as an April Fool's gag and this weekend I was told to send you a link to it (the RPG, not the podcast): systemmasterypodcast.com/wp-…
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It was an April Fool's joke which is why there's stuff like 3e D&D era feats in it. It's also only like four pages long, but those things said, we think it's pretty fun.
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Sometimes this franchise gets it right systemmasterypodcast.com/202…

Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 28: Prey (2022)

We are closing in on the end of the month and I’m just going back to the non-themed grab bag of horror that I hadn’t seen yet to end it out. Like so many other movies I’ve done fo…

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Weavers you are NOT ready for episode 3 of Before the Flood! Before the Flood just came out, by the way, link in the comments. This is a don't-miss recommendation y'all gotta check this game out. cms.megaphone.fm/channel/OSP…

Cosmic Century Knights 33 Team Gods 6: Fear and... by Gamewoven

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Which joke do you like better: "Little Horror on the Prairie" or "Little House on the Scary"? systemmasterypodcast.com/202…

Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 27: The Wind (2018)

I said I was done with the folk horror theme and, for the most part, that is true but this movie was recommended as part of the theme by a member of the Discord. It ends up being much less of a fol…

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If you cum in laser tag you cum in real life.
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That's my purse! I don't know you! systemmasterypodcast.com/202…

Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 26: You Are Not My Mother (2021)

We are at the end of folk horror week for this Horrortoberfest and I saved the one I was most looking forward to for last. I love a movie with a good capgras syndrome theme because it’s one o…

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But like, what if the trees are talking to us, maaaaan systemmasterypodcast.com/202…

Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 25: In The Earth (2021)

Time for some good, old fashioned horror where nature is terrifying and we are but insignificant beings that crawl upon the earth. It’s always nice to think that the planet could actually jus…

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Sometimes movies are kinda weird systemmasterypodcast.com/202…

Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 24: Lamb (2021)

I was originally going to save this one for the end of the week since it seemed like it was going to be the weirdest of the ones I was going to watch. Then I thought I’d follow up Moloch with…

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Moloch, mo problems systemmasterypodcast.com/202…

Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 23: Moloch (2022)

To to get into some bog standard folk horror. It’s a pun, you see, because the movie takes place around a bog. I hadn’t heard anything about this movie before I was doing research for t…

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