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Over-simplified synopses of all things entertainment. 📚📽🎬🎼 Mostly books though. #TwitterFlightSchool Graduate 👩🏻‍🎓

Charlotte, NC
Joined January 2017
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Fate whispers to the warrior, 'You can not withstand the storm.' The warrior whispers back, 'I am the storm.' #SundayMorning
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and there is this feeling like stone steps slipping into eternity how the shape of a staircase can seem an impossible mountain an unfinished journey
How poetic can you be? Write a short poem about what you see! realisticpoetry.com/communit…
Dear Twitter, If I haven't logged in for over a month, it's a safe bet that I DEFINITELY missed what you think I missed. 🙄 #literallyallthenotifications #newtweetwhodis
YES 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 @tamaraistone is literal gold and you should read her books 📚💕 xitter.cf/tamaraistone/status/10…
On sale June 5th, available for pre-order now at 🔹Amazon bit.ly/LDWK-Amazon 🔹Barnes & Noble bit.ly/LDWK-BN 🔹IndieBound and more tamarairelandstone.com/books… @DisneyHyperion @LetsTalkYA
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Taking a drink for every kenning they use in place of “vagina” 🥃 #alreadydrunk
Happy #MemorialDay. Celebrate by going to Even Stevens TONIGHT at 8 p.m. for @wasatchwords' Salt City Slam. I'll be there, but more importantly, good poets will be there!
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I'd put it under "Additional Skills" in the "Badassery" subhead. #goals
If you want to know too much about me and also maybe cry a lot, go buy my book. You'll be feeling sad and overly informed in no time. #bruisedbrain #tiptuesday goo.gl/X5LzKo
When your friends are supportive of your self deprecation. 😂 #bruisedbrain
The most accurate representation of what slam is. xitter.cf/poetmemes/status/99501…
Finishing your set at the poetry reading like
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You are made of sunshine and starlight.