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I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery and i act like i don't wanna go
sometimes i worry that i only drink mexican beers to impress mexicans. then i take a sip of mexican beer and realize that the only mexican im trying to impress is the mexican deep inside myself. the inner mexican that all white boys have. gracias for reading
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12 years ago today, Hiko's play gave us one of the most popular caster quotes in Counter-Strike history 🥲
(via @ESLCS)
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How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in
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The odds of you being born at all are very small. You are too rare not to do everything you’ve ever wanted
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Ahh, pushed to the max but wasn’t quite enough for the podium which would have been a nicer way to end of the season.
Huge congratulations to @LandoNorris for winning this year’s championship. Hope to make your life a bit harder next year 😘
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what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing
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to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire






















