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Jay Kay

@Swoosh61

My jokes are terrible and probably redundant. The typos are my own. Click the link below to be disappointed in rapid fire!

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Joined March 2014
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Therapist: How would you describe your relationship with your wife? Me: She told me to tell you it's fine
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hey bro i didnโ€™t really understand your text in the group chat but iโ€™m gonna fire react anyway because i love you
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first in my bloodline to stress over parlays
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JT@tallboythinlegsNov 8
having a touchtunes account is one of the first signs of alcoholism
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could be having the worst day of your life and here comes your favorite sports team to make it worse
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Don't forget during Open Enrollment Season you get up to $1,000 in Fanduel bonus bets when you name them as your 401k beneficiary!
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Plugging your iPod into a cassette tape and then putting that it in your cars tape player to play music
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@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Someone has to go to prison for that Luka Doncic trade
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What's the most attractive medicine a man can take, the CVS near me had two baddies working the counter
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pickup basketball is what we were put on this earth to do
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There's a special kind of disgust when you think you've cooked up the perfect parlay and then tune into the game to see it raining.
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iโ€™ve been doing this thing called beer on an empty stomach where i have a beer on an empty stomach and then start texting every woman iโ€™ve ever met
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Bob Kostic@causticbobNov 3
The guy I pay to pick up poop in my back yard just found out I don't have pets.
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R34@ushouldfwr34Nov 1
Ainโ€™t no hoes in my messages just a bunch of verification codes
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As a 37 year old single man few things make me feel more disconnected from society than Halloween night
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My wife told me that if she ever starts showing symptoms of Alzheimer's she would end herself. I replied: "That's the 10th time you told me that today."
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If "tequila makes her clothes fall off" what does Juggalo Juice do?
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@icpOct 31
TRICK OR TREAT, JUGGALOS! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿญ Insane Clown Posse presents COTTON CANDY & POPSICLES! The FIRST-EVER ICP spirit is here! Check it out! cottoncandyandpopsicles.com/ WHOOP WHOOP!
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I personally leave my emojis Simpson colors because iโ€™m not trying to get into all that right now
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Watson leaving and arriving back in an ambulance has real WWE vibes
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Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a Crunchwrap Supreme.
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