Swiss the masked up Pirate

Former profile blurb just like the new profile blurb...🤷‍♂️

@SW_Help Filthy, I assume you’ve cut back on cleaning 🙄 05:52 W&ER to Waterloo #SWR #SouthWesternRailway

Yes @DKShrewsbury free to turn off replies because you know you’ll get a roasting! Free to erode workers rights, free to sell off the NHS, free to rinse our tax money for personal gain and line your chums pockets. #CONservatives #SELFservatives #ScrapTheNHSBill

Isn’t it about time for you to just get off home? And… don’t come back @BorisJohnson #BorisTheShitshowClown

Would have made more sense with the pic 🙄

Seems apt… @BorisJohnson You and your cronies, one and all have your snouts in the trough. #ToryCorruption #TorySleaze #JohnsonTheCorruptPM #CONservative #BorisTheShitshowClown

#Controversial Crumpet, piping hot, smothered in salted butter with a sprinkle of sea salt and cracked black pepper. #MyNewFavourite #Crumpet #Breakfast #SaturdayMorning #Saturday

Quite right @BorisJohnson the country isn’t, but you and your cronies are rotten to the core. #TorySleeze #TorySewageParty #ToryCorruption #Corruption #BorisTheShitshowClown

Dear @SW_Help could you let me know why the 05:53 W&ER to Waterloo is delayed and when we can expect to see it please? #Delayed #SWR #SouthWesternRail

Hi @BorisJohnson have you missed me? Doubtful. Anyway, I’ve been off Twitter for a while, primarily due to you and your scum, sorry, chums. I get so angry about your ability to fuck everything up except rinsing us of our cash. I came back to share this with you. #BorisTheThief

I can’t believe I’m watching this rubbish! BoZo is a crass idiot that has no interest in “levelling up” unless it involves levelling up his and his chums bank balances at the expense of ordinary working people. #LooseWomen

@EnvAgencySE Sort it out 🙄

@EnvAgency Hi, why is the water level so low between Bray and Boveney locks this morning?

Just shouted at a kitkat wrapper to stop being a cunt! How’s your day going? 🙄 #ShoutingAtInanmimateObjects

Another amazing sunset aboard C’est la Vie #NoFilter #Boats #BoatLife #Thames #ThamesLife #RiverThames #RiverLife #Pirate #PirateLife #ThamesPirate #RiverPirate #SwissnDolly #CestLaVie

Possibly a bit controversial… The new ABBA song, it’s a bit shit, no?

Been away from Twitter for a while, this is one of the many reasons. The laughter from the fat #Tory charlatans at the misfortune they will impose on those most in need. #BorisJohnson and his crime syndicate must go.

@magicfm sort your Magic Soul station out, it’s been playing two tracks simultaneously since 10am Retuned to @AbsoluteRadio60 instead.

I already got five, but do repost if you need an ear.