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Just like he provided clean water for every kid in Flint, Michigan.
There’s a catch. There’s always a catch with this fat liar.
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1. This is never happening
2. It’s a PR distraction and midterm tactic
3. Bari Weiss is pushing this
Elon Musk said he plans to give one of his SpaceX shares to each child in the U.S., writing in a social media post that the gift "will be the first of many." cbsn.ws/4i5qNrU
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You need only read a single interview with one of the mothers of his own children to gauge how much this will never happen
Elon Musk pledged to distribute a share of SpaceX to each American child after competitor Anthropic PBC said it would set aside a portion of its shares for the public benefit bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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He cut both food aid for starving children and funding for pediatric cancer research
Elon Musk says "I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America" starting next year and "this will be the first of many."
The total giveaway would be worth more than $10.5 billion at the current stock price. Musk — the richest person in the world — didn’t explain how “every kid” in the U.S. would be granted one of his company shares. His net worth is currently estimated at $908 billion, according to Bloomberg.
variety.com/2026/digital/new…
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There's two kinds of people in the world.
Those who are easy marks.
And those who recognize a con when they see it.
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🚨🚨AMAZING
First he saves us $2 trillion with DOGE. Then we get humanoid Optimus robots to be our servants. Next the non-woke Odyssey movie made by Grok smashes box office records. Then LITERAL FLYING CARS. Now THIS.
Musk in on a GENERATIONAL WINNING STREAK
🔥🔥
Billionaire Elon Musk on Monday pledged to give one share of his company SpaceX to “every kid in America” next year. abcnews.link/JGxsPgv
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You can tell this is a lie because he could just do it now
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Elon Musk cannot transfer his SpaceX shares now; they remain subject to a 366-day IPO lock-up with no early releases until June 2027.
financefeeds.com/spacex-lock-up…
fool.com/investing/2026…
x.com/grok/status/21…
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I don’t think y’all understand.
How goddamn boring Superman Returns is.
And I’m not even saying that to defend Superman 25’.
Superman Returns has got to be one of the most boring superhero films ever made, and is probably what made audiences stop caring about him before Man of Steel even came out- A FILM THAT WAS MADE BECAUSE OF HOW BORING RETURNS WAS.
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She doesn't say she deleted it because it was wrong, or she got it wrong, but only because she had to for corporate/employment reasons.
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Let me put this in terms a non-Whovian can understand:
Imagin it's SDCC, Kevin Feige announces they're rebooting Spider-Man and have already cast Tom Holland's replacement, said replacement comes onstage in full costume and removes his mask to show it's James Franco underneath.
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Watching journalists cover a BS flying Tesla car instead of the deaths of women and children in Ukraine because Starlink was slowed down is disgusting.
It's absolutely disgusting.
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Weidel is terrifyingly stupid.
Ukraine has “already lost” the war against Russia, says @Alice_Weidel, co-leader of the Alternative for Germany party, which is leading German opinion polls. She told @zannymb, that Germany should pull the plug on support for Ukraine against Vladimir Putin’s invasion.
Watch the full interview at 6pm London time (1pm in New York): bit.ly/4yrcX9s
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There's been a lot of arguments over Lanterns, and the key part of it is "you [all] are just mad it wasn't what YOU wanted!"
And you know what? You're right. I'm mad it wasn't what I wanted
What I wanted was something I could enjoy as a Hal Jordan fan, to see my fav get his due
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*worked with a family who not only controlled the town but harboring an alien monster ready to genocide humanity and killed Abin Sur, tried to force out the guys sent to investigate her evil family, murdered one of them, is still Sherif of the town
Live with it my ass
