Matt

A hot boy gave me his old water polo suit and I never want to take it off

Bro, let's make some porn... just as soon as i put some more muscle back on

Omg its exhausting being a total freak lol

Just so you know, it doesn't count against you for No Nut November if you nut inside me.

For Halloween, I guess

Dear god, boys with PAs are so hot

Well I guess it's official my birthday now

Life must be so weird for people without body dysmorphoria

Idk why but i feel like wrestlers are the nerdiest type of jock

Honestly i could go for an even gayer reboot of teen wolf at this point

Bro, I'm really thinking i need to start doing laser hair removal because I'm too lazy to keep up with it otherwise

Having a strong urge to buy another pink thong

I'm going to take a shower and someone should come with

Bro, I kind of want a boyfriend that whores me out tbh

Trying to figure out a Halloween costume

Looks fun