Too ugly for Facebook | Too young for boomer | Too old for Gen X | and too smart for the welfare state | Ephesian 4:28 | #DeSantis2028

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TheCurrentThing 🐊 retweeted
As y'all know we're making some changes around the ol' homestead, my wife is very excited about upgrading to a king-size bed, but it doesn't really matter to me because I already know that between her and her cats, I'm still only gonna get that same 18" sliver that I always get.
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Everyone should add this to their timeline. Ladies too!
The amazing Sophie Cunningham! I’ll be honest, I stole this pic from another account. The main reason I’m posting it is so that it will be in my timeline and I can look at it as much as I want.
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Replying to @PatMcCollum
At least she's not doing that at the gym.
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Replying to @Mt2Aguy
A smart man would get in good with the cats.
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TheCurrentThing 🐊 retweeted
Replying to @SenWarren
My grandfather built McCormick Spices from nothing after your ancestors tomahawked his wife and kids. I'll be damned if you take another scalp from my family fortune!
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Replying to @iwrotesham
The thirst trap worked. I clicked on your post.
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TheCurrentThing 🐊 retweeted
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeOct 15
Trump Orders Pentagon To Cancel Execution Livestream And Move It Over To Pay-Per-View buff.ly/Nez4jQs
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TheCurrentThing 🐊 retweeted
If you can't wrap your head around the fact I cover firearms from every company I can and discuss new products because it's my job, and you feel compelled to insult me when a firearm you dislike appears in a post, unfollow me. I have zero patience for childish behavior. 👍
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Replying to @MAC_Arms
I wouldn't buy a third of the firearms you discuss. No reason for people to get nasty over it. I'm sure you'll be fine without them.
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Replying to @eloffd
She looks like a man
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You really want to know why independent conservatives hold orgs like Heritage and Claremont in such contempt? Some would have you believe we changed, or went crazy, or have some nefarious agenda. The truth could not be further: we take personally the sting of their betrayal.
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Just to be perfectly clear and to make sure there is no way to change my mind - and I don't care who the Democrats put up- If the GOP is unserious enough to nominate JD Vance in 2028, I am out. I will either not vote or vote for an Independent or Libertarian candidate.
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Hawaii Five-0
Pffftt "Friends" and "Gilmore Girls" seriously?🙄
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TheCurrentThing 🐊 retweeted
I was mid-hip thrust when I found out @Shanemgillis had called me a whore. Technically I found out four hours later, when I reviewed the footage of Saturday Night Live. My tripod was on the bench, my ring light was clamped to the squat rack and my boyfriend Tanner was holding the back-up phone for the side angle. Tanner films all my content. He is not allowed to look at me. The “joke” was about how women dress at the gym. I know it was about me, because everything is. So I did what any survivor would do. I went to my car and filmed myself crying. It took 11 takes, because the lighting in a Range Rover is unforgiving, and grief is no excuse for a bad shot. In the final cut, you can see a single tear land on my sports bra right over the logo, which clicks through to an affiliate link. My caption: “I’m literally shaking.” Then I put on the shortest shorts I own, went back inside, and filmed my ass from three angles with the caption, “Does this outfit work for you, Shane Gillis?” I wanted to send him a message that my body is not for men. To make sure Shane got the message, I tagged him. Then I tagged every man I follow. Some people say my response proved his point. These people are rapists. ✍️ @BridgetPhetasy Article: spectator.com/article/shane-…
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This. So much this. 😞
Replying to @SStricklandMMA
Personally watched that city fall.... I miss what Seattle used to be so much...
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Replying to @FenixAmmunition
I did that for a while, then spent the next few years weeding out the bs from my setups. But I just can't let go of the fixie. She was my first rifle, she runs great, and I still love her!
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Replying to @BonkDaCarnivore
I'm at 2.25%. I must be super fucked! 😂😂😂
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Replying to @zerofoxgiven21
$500,000 per year, obviously. And when they start writing those checks, a new car will cost $800,000 and a house $15,000,000.
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