Lifelong Villa fan (🏆) and Halesowen Town supporter, fond of the odd rant and dark humour joke, Nicolas Jackson enjoyer, sometimes posts funny clips

Pau Torres’s back pocket
Joined February 2024
Ouu shiii
Disney is reportedly finding a development partner to make 'Star Wars: Battlefront 3' The two companies they are currently circling are Bungie and EA-DICE (via: @giantbomb)
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Villa the most obvious next move for Conor Gallagher
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Wank source but fuck this shit demonic sport, can’t even enjoy a good new signing for five minutes without clubs and media trying to snatch them away. Competitiveness of the game is none existent for more than a couple seasons max, radical changes are needed
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Only player I miss from last season is Konsa
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I love that he’s getting praise but I hate how mainstream Manzambi is already, delivered for us and more but people are starting to put a lot of expectations on the young lad, want him to just develop in peace as we all know he’s nowhere near the finished article yet.
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I want Josh King at Villa so bad man
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Fuck SCR keep Manzambi forever
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We were comfortably the better team in the first half, second was poor but sacrificed possession for defensive stability. But in no way shape or form did they “dominate the game”
Matthias Jaissle: “We are frustrated with the result. When you go through the match, the response was there. "We dominated the game. We controlled it without being constantly in the opposition box.” #NUFC
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Nobody even asking where Garnacho was? 😭
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“Data suggests Lamine Yamal is the best fit to become Aston Villa’s next wing signing”
🚨NEW: Data suggests Unai Emery is the BEST fit to become Manchester United’s next manager if Michael Carrick is sacked in the coming weeks. Having had previous experience at the highest level with the likes of PSG and Arsenal, Emery would know all about the strenuous demands that come with managing a top club. The Aston Villa boss is being tipped ahead of Antonio Conte and Fabian Hürzeler. #MUFC [@GiveMeSport]
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“Bound to fall off” and “dark horses for relegation” tho 🤣🤣👌
🚨🚨𝗡𝗘𝗪: Aston Villa in their last 5 games in all competitions: 🏟 5 Games ✅️ 4 Wins ⚽️ 17 Goals 🟰 1 Draw
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Newcastle were better under Howe
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Unai Emery: "Hopefully I can play another 100 and win!" #AVFC
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I’d be a millionaire if I had a penny every time someone said that after we win a game 😂
The major red flag here is Aston Villa aren’t a great team, not even being spiteful cos we’re losing but they’re no where near what they used to be and they’re still light years ahead of us. Terrifying
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We’re in that “Villa aren’t even a good side” part of the season, everyone will start talking about XG again next 🤣😂👌
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“That Villa team” shits on yours 😂
Losing to that Villa team at home is absolutely fucking pathetic.
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See ppl who actually know the game saw what Villa were doing in the second half and aren’t just calling us “pOoR” or “sHiT”👌👏
The polite version is …………That was very poor. Well done Villa, comfortable winners. #NEWAVL
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