I highly commend the Progress and Pastoral staff at Furze Platt Senior School #teacher #school

With thanks to this lovely bloke – at Cookham Rise, South East

Honoured to draw this portrait in memory of gorgeous Gizmo. #coconutisland – at Maidenhead, South East

Want a promotion or a pay rise? Get me to draw your boss and you’ll be in that corner office in no time! This portrait is a few years old now. The plucky executive from @mediacomuk who commissioned it is probably on a 16 figure salary by now. – at Maidenhead, South East

Evolution portraits - charting childhood in 5 spectacular steps SweetingsGreetings.com

Congrats all round! – at Maidenhead, South East

Premature baby - drawn as one part of a humongous portrait charting my customer’s entire life #prematurebaby – at Maidenhead, South East

Anniversary portraits: Perfect for young lovers and old romantics – at Maidenhead, South East

Many moons ago I agreed to make Royal Flush Plumber the happiest man alive. These eye-popping invites were rapturously received by the fortunate few who attended our fairytale wedding. – at Maidenhead, South East

This couple have all the ingredients for marital bliss. Congrats to Nic and Mike. Hope you like the portrait commissioned by @cwtch9 #anniversarygifts – at Maidenhead, South East

Cue thunderous applause for this whopper! This A3 romantic spectacular charts Eddie’s pursuit of Helen from the heady days of their courtship to their current state of wedded bliss as parents to two strapping young men. More ‘This is Your Life’ portraits on my website

Is your offspring a child genius? My customer was so enchanted by her son’s eloquent prose she asked me to illustrate his two best poems. They now hang on her kitchen wall and are the toast of the literary world. sweetingsgreetings.com #promarker #uganda #kidlitart – at Maidenhead, South East

Best wishes @MaudMuir – at Maidenhead, South East

Blended family masterpiece as featured in @DailyMirror. Shame they forgot to credit me… #bespokeportrait #blendedfamily #family #artistsontwitter

My #blendedfamily portrait as featured in @DailyMirror

It’s been a fortnight and I’ve just come round from my swoon after meeting these three legends in the flesh. A thousand thank yous to @MaudMuir @GouldenLizzie and @edelmc35 for inspiring us all at @maidsrfc @stephenjones9 – at Maidenhead, South East

Just posted a photo @ Department of Education instagram.com/p/CfbgxJ1LQBa/… – at Oxford, England

Fancy a punch-up? Me too. #sportsday sweetingsgreetings.com