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Comedian and magician @SweetMattyD is making his mark on Las Vegas as Matt the Mind Noodler.
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This man was born 80 years ago today. He could still drink you under the table. He could still make you laugh harder than anyone you’ve ever met. He could still make you feel like you’re the only person in the room. He could still give you the best advice you’ve ever gotten and make you feel loved no matter what. He’s an American treasure. There is only one @DannyDeVito
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JAX 6 - 52 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1088th unique final score in NFL history.
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going from the taylor-serrano fight to the paul-tyson fight is like if you watched the super bowl and then immediately after the super bowl you watched two people play paper football on a table in denny’s at 3am
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Replying to @HeyScoops
@heyscoops I spy a @SweetMattyD 👀👀👀
That’s. A. Wrap. on our Magic Castle Conjuror’s Cruise, but the next magical journey awaits. 🌟
Book now for Star Princess spectacular voyage on September 27, 2026. spr.ly/6017sZcNS
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I think it would be funny if Paul kept fighting older and older boxers like George Foreman is next in his 80’s then Joe Frazier in his 90’s then they exhume Floyd Patterson and he loses to Patterson’s corpse.
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Mr. Piffles the magic Chihuahua has been honored with a new fountain at the Flamingo (h/t @KerryBilicki)
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The Human Crazy Straw. Man, the 00's were a weird time for me.
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[1/2] Matt crushes Halloween, goes on a Dominican adventure and gets the hang of performing magic on the sea. Jacob has an odd bathroom story. Paul has questions about "horse liquid." Plus chat about recent movies, miniseries, and Scoopardy. Find Ep. 1157: A Gnome at the Urinal…
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It’s with a heavy heart, I have to announce that Mr Piffles, Las Vegas headliner, beloved canine conjuror & faithful companion, has passed away just shy of his 17th birthday.
In the beginning, I may have rescued him, but in the end, he rescued me.
I 💚 you so much Mr Piffles.
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Scoopfest will never be the same without @MrPiffles
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Ounce for ounce, I've yet to find one everyday carry multitool that brings me more utility at more surprising times than this gem. scamstuff.com/products/the-u…
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[1/2] We discuss @MightyHeaton's new book, how sports is a healthy manifestation of tribalism, the demise of media as a gatekeeper, and…schismogenesis?! Paul peels back a religious onion, and Price is Skrite! Find Ep. 1156: Andrew Heaton is a Figment of Paul's Imagination at…
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Replying to @SweetMattyD @pennjillette
Here you go
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Replying to @MLS @InterMiamiCF
The Old Man and Death, by Joseph Wright of Derby, 1773
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Truly one of the greats and it’s not nearly discussed enough
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Replying to @SweetMattyD
Friend, we're spending every dollar we can to get Matt Donnelly home from the Caribbean. Michael Arnone has asked for your support, and we need it desperately now. Can you give any amount to help buy more collapsible fish?
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