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Accountant: “We accidentally paid you $4 million instead of $400,000.” Employee: “You paid me $4 million?” Accountant: “Yes. It was a payroll error. Please return the extra $3.6 million immediately.” Employee: “I would love to, but I can’t.” Accountant: “Why not?” Employee: “Because I already transferred the money to a separate account.” Accountant: “You moved $3.6 million in less than an hour?” Employee: “Yes.” Accountant: “Where?” Employee: “To the account my lawyer gave me.” Accountant: “Your lawyer?” Employee: “Yes.” Accountant: “Why did you call a lawyer over a payroll mistake?” Employee: “Because I knew it wasn’t a mistake.” Accountant: “What are you talking about?”