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Thank you @jumperapp 💜 We go again!
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Thank you @jumperapp 💜 We go again!
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It’s called demand. Most times, the first listing is around $50, but when a fresh mint goes a couple of minutes without sales, people start undercutting each other. Everyone is trying to exit before they’re left holding an onchain photo worth nothing. If there’s genuine demand, the floor will get swept regardless of the initial listing price.
why would anyone in their right senses mint and nft and decide to list for A DOLLAR ????
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I’ll dox tomorrow if I get 200 likes
this one wey everybody dey dox, shey na the new alpha? make una talk fast oo
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It’s called demand. Most times, the first listing is around $50, but when a fresh mint goes a couple of minutes without sales, people start undercutting each other. Everyone is trying to exit before they’re left holding an onchain photo worth nothing. If there’s genuine demand, the floor will get swept regardless of the initial listing price.
why would anyone in their right senses mint and nft and decide to list for A DOLLAR ????
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Tiered XP seems to be what most people want 352 votes and 70% went with it. Now let’s see how @jumperapp decides to reward the people who’ve been around and contributing over time. $JUMP
For the $JUMP airdrop, which distribution model would you prefer? What’s your pick? 👇
30%Linear: XP-based rewards
70%Tiered: XP-based tiers
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Tiered XP seems to be what most people want 352 votes and 70% went with it. Now let’s see how @jumperapp decides to reward the people who’ve been around and contributing over time. $JUMP
For the $JUMP airdrop, which distribution model would you prefer? What’s your pick? 👇
30%Linear: XP-based rewards
70%Tiered: XP-based tiers
352 votes • Final results
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For the $JUMP airdrop, which distribution model would you prefer? What’s your pick? 👇
30%Linear: XP-based rewards
70%Tiered: XP-based tiers
352 votes • Final results
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For the $JUMP airdrop, which distribution model would you prefer? What’s your pick? 👇
30%Linear: XP-based rewards
70%Tiered: XP-based tiers
352 votes • Final results
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Since rice is what you want to eat for the rest of your life 😂, let me help you plan it properly. I’ll give you a 30-day breakdown of how to make that ₦81K last. But first, let’s look at the numbers. Spending ₦2,700 daily on food adds up to ₦81,000 monthly. Of course, buying food outside is convenient. No cooking, washing plates, market runs, or worrying about gas. But if you live alone, what can ₦81K buy you in the market, and can it last an entire month? Let’s break it down. NON-PERISHABLE FOODSTUFFS Rice (12.5kg) ~ ₦20,000 Vegetable oil ~ ₦4,000 Palm oil ~ ₦4,000 Cooking gas (6kg) ~ ₦9,000 Crayfish ~ ₦3,500 Sachet tomato (½ carton) ~ ₦3,500 Dry Cameroon pepper ~ ₦2,000 Onions ~ ₦2,000 Curry ~ ₦1,200 Chicken-flavour seasoning ~ ₦1,000 Ginger ~ ₦1,000 Garlic ~ ₦500 Salt ~ ₦500 Bay leaves ~ ₦1,000 Subtotal: ₦53,200 PERISHABLE FOODSTUFFS Meat ~ ₦10,000–₦15,000 If you have a freezer, you can buy meat in bulk for around ₦10K. Without one, you could buy ₦1K worth every two days, spending approximately ₦15K over 30 days. Fresh tomatoes and pepper ~ ₦10,000 With a fridge, you can buy in bulk. Without one, you’ll need to buy smaller quantities more frequently. TOTAL: ₦73,200–₦78,200. That leaves you with ₦2,800–₦7,800 from your ₦81K budget. These are estimates based on the prices available to me. Actual costs will depend on your location, market prices, quantities, and storage facilities. And this is just a basic shopping plan centred on rice. You can adjust the ingredients to suit your needs and include other affordable foods. Now, why cook at home when buying food is more convenient? First, you have more control over your spending. Instead of paying for every plate, you buy ingredients and prepare multiple portions. Second, you control what goes into your food: the oil, salt, seasoning, vegetables, and protein. Third, you can cook once and eat two or three times instead of spending money every time you’re hungry. For someone like me who works online, I can cook late at night after work or early in the morning before getting started. That way, I have food ready without interrupting my workday. I’m not saying buying food outside is bad. Sometimes you’re busy, tired, or simply don’t feel like cooking. In those situations, paying for convenience makes sense. But if you have the time and facilities to cook, preparing your meals at home can help you manage your spending and plan your food better. One important caveat: This list is heavily centred on rice. You’ll still need to make room for vegetables, beans, eggs, and other affordable protein sources to improve nutritional variety. Depending on your needs and local prices, you may have to adjust the quantities or budget accordingly. You don’t have to choose one exclusively. Cook at home most days and buy food when you need the convenience. If you’re living alone and trying to manage your finances, learning to cook might be one of the simplest ways to stretch your money further.
This is three spoons of rice and one beef. Rice: ₦400 × 3 = ₦1,200 One beef = ₦300 Total = ₦1,500 At night, I eat at a nearby swallow spot. A plate of fufu/yellow eba with two beefs and one sachet of water costs ₦1,200. Total spent in a day = ₦2,700 There are days I eat only once and days I eat more than twice, but on average, I spend about ₦2,700 daily. ₦2,700 × 30 days = ₦81,000 per month. T I don't have to spend extra two hours going to the market to buy foodstuffs. I don't have to stress myself cooking or washing plates in the kitchen either. No need to fill gas too Now, tell me, what can you buy with ₦81k in the market that will last you a whole month without needing to buy anything else?
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Since rice is what you want to eat for the rest of your life 😂, let me help you plan it properly. I’ll give you a 30-day breakdown of how to make that ₦81K last. But first, let’s look at the numbers. Spending ₦2,700 daily on food adds up to ₦81,000 monthly. Of course, buying food outside is convenient. No cooking, washing plates, market runs, or worrying about gas. But if you live alone, what can ₦81K buy you in the market, and can it last an entire month? Let’s break it down. NON-PERISHABLE FOODSTUFFS Rice (12.5kg) ~ ₦20,000 Vegetable oil ~ ₦4,000 Palm oil ~ ₦4,000 Cooking gas (6kg) ~ ₦9,000 Crayfish ~ ₦3,500 Sachet tomato (½ carton) ~ ₦3,500 Dry Cameroon pepper ~ ₦2,000 Onions ~ ₦2,000 Curry ~ ₦1,200 Chicken-flavour seasoning ~ ₦1,000 Ginger ~ ₦1,000 Garlic ~ ₦500 Salt ~ ₦500 Bay leaves ~ ₦1,000 Subtotal: ₦53,200 PERISHABLE FOODSTUFFS Meat ~ ₦10,000–₦15,000 If you have a freezer, you can buy meat in bulk for around ₦10K. Without one, you could buy ₦1K worth every two days, spending approximately ₦15K over 30 days. Fresh tomatoes and pepper ~ ₦10,000 With a fridge, you can buy in bulk. Without one, you’ll need to buy smaller quantities more frequently. TOTAL: ₦73,200–₦78,200. That leaves you with ₦2,800–₦7,800 from your ₦81K budget. These are estimates based on the prices available to me. Actual costs will depend on your location, market prices, quantities, and storage facilities. And this is just a basic shopping plan centred on rice. You can adjust the ingredients to suit your needs and include other affordable foods. Now, why cook at home when buying food is more convenient? First, you have more control over your spending. Instead of paying for every plate, you buy ingredients and prepare multiple portions. Second, you control what goes into your food: the oil, salt, seasoning, vegetables, and protein. Third, you can cook once and eat two or three times instead of spending money every time you’re hungry. For someone like me who works online, I can cook late at night after work or early in the morning before getting started. That way, I have food ready without interrupting my workday. I’m not saying buying food outside is bad. Sometimes you’re busy, tired, or simply don’t feel like cooking. In those situations, paying for convenience makes sense. But if you have the time and facilities to cook, preparing your meals at home can help you manage your spending and plan your food better. One important caveat: This list is heavily centred on rice. You’ll still need to make room for vegetables, beans, eggs, and other affordable protein sources to improve nutritional variety. Depending on your needs and local prices, you may have to adjust the quantities or budget accordingly. You don’t have to choose one exclusively. Cook at home most days and buy food when you need the convenience. If you’re living alone and trying to manage your finances, learning to cook might be one of the simplest ways to stretch your money further.
This is three spoons of rice and one beef. Rice: ₦400 × 3 = ₦1,200 One beef = ₦300 Total = ₦1,500 At night, I eat at a nearby swallow spot. A plate of fufu/yellow eba with two beefs and one sachet of water costs ₦1,200. Total spent in a day = ₦2,700 There are days I eat only once and days I eat more than twice, but on average, I spend about ₦2,700 daily. ₦2,700 × 30 days = ₦81,000 per month. T I don't have to spend extra two hours going to the market to buy foodstuffs. I don't have to stress myself cooking or washing plates in the kitchen either. No need to fill gas too Now, tell me, what can you buy with ₦81k in the market that will last you a whole month without needing to buy anything else?
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. base:0xeeee77bc7e82c0d4166d52f58239d4c5bf41eeee presale participants right now
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. base:0xeeee77bc7e82c0d4166d52f58239d4c5bf41eeee presale participants right now
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The demand on @FungoLabs is far more than the supply. Try your luck here.
We just hit 20,000. Thank you! Whitelist reviews are ongoing, so keep an eye on the checker for your status. 🟨 We’ll have a lot more to share about Fungo Launchpad very soon. We’re just getting started.
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Three pics, one word. $Jump Show me yours, don’t be shy !
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Three pics, one word. $Jump Show me yours, don’t be shy !
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At a point I thought I was sidelined But Wait a minute ! Where is our $FRAME airdrop ?💀 Damn😅
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If you jump lasan, na inside gutter straight.
This should fetch me 3 figs. Couldn’t jump further because I’m a 10😌 Top 2.7m is no easy feat Make the $jump Guys
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E suppose reach you buy AMG
This should fetch me 3 figs. Couldn’t jump further because I’m a 10😌 Top 2.7m is no easy feat Make the $jump Guys
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