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Fair fucks, luv.
Education secretary Gillian Keegan is recorded on camera saying others ‘have been sat on their a***s’ on schools Raac crisis and shares frustration about not being thanked for doing ‘a f***ing good job’
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Fucking quiche? I mean honestly. What the fuck.
👑🍽 @BBCTheOneShow, Dame Mary Berry and the Coronation Big Lunch are joining forces to find a Coronation dish that's perfect for celebrations up and down the country
And they need YOU to help crown the winner!
Get all the info ➡️ bbc.in/3okdCLw
ALT On the left, Mary Berry. On the right, an illustration of a table set for a Coronation party with Union Jack napkins and bunting.
Well that’s me for a bit. Probs see you at Christmas. Youse lot are fucking mega. #TeamGaviscon #GBBO
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Before we all fuck off, can we all have a word about the giant orange spider buttplug Fake Me was wearing? #GBBO
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Not only is Giuseppe the best baker this year, he’s a proper, all time Bake Off character. Up there with the best of them. Absolutely the right decision. #GBBO
Can we all give Crystelle the respect she deserves for trying to do a murder on Hollywood by feeding him raw dough?
#GBBO
In fairness to Chigs, those little pies looked mint. I’d eat the fuck out of them. #GBBO
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“Kiss my spatula if you want to win”?
People have done prison time for that kind of behaviour. #GBBO
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