Bailéy Hansõn

I'm allergic to haters, side affects may cause me to slap a bitch

Only black people act like "dark skin" & "light skin" are two different races..

Sorry, I didn't get your text. Just kidding I ignored that shit.

Your relationship ended. Not your life.

Drunk people are the only honest ones left.

#SignsSheRatchet her weave brighter than her future.

BLACK PREGNANCY TEST: Insert a piece of fried chicken into the vagina &remove after 30 seconds. If eaten, there's a little nigga in there.

Gay Or Not, if a girl walks past another girl with a fat A$$ she's going to turn around and look!

High school relationships that end up in marriage. >>>

Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. You ratchet 6. I'm eating

When niggas wanna cheat they start an argument with their girl... "bitch i told you i hate ketchup on my hotdogs, fuck this im out"

Last week you hated her, now your "best friends" ? Bitch please.

I don't chase after anyone, if you wanna walk out my life then I'll hold the damn door open for you...

I seen this hoe the other day with her shoelaces matching her weave?! #SheRatchet

"You tweet too much." Bitch, you breathe too much.

I ignored your call 3-4 times in a row and all of a sudden, a BLOCKED call pops up, who the H E L L you tryna fool? I know thats yo ass.

I don't love you hoes.

Tired of these hoes breathing my air.

That awkward moment when #IGotDrunkAnd you're still an ugly hoe

White Kid: Shut up mom! Mom: *Shuts Up* Black Kid: Shut up mom! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care.